“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning mech-stomping

Monday morning mech-stomping

And just like that… MONDAY. This most dreadful of days is back – with a vengeance. And we are only 8 days away from what is – yet again – TEH MOAST IMPOARTANTEST ERECTION EVARRRRR!!!, or so the political talking heads would all have us believe....
Sunday Scripture: Jesus and Beelzebul

Sunday Scripture: Jesus and Beelzebul

14 Now he was casting out a demon that was mute. When the demon had gone out, the mute man spoke, and the people marveled. 15 But some of them said, “He casts out demons by Beelzebul, the prince of demons,” 16 while others, to test him, kept seeking from him a sign...
Pan-seared presstitute on a bed of baloney

Pan-seared presstitute on a bed of baloney

Most long-time readers know there are few things that make me angrier than watching a presstitute lie in full flow. Those same long-time readers also know that few things delight me more than watching a whorenalist getting absolutely destroyed and publicly humiliated....
Friday T&A: Multipolarity Edition

Friday T&A: Multipolarity Edition

Now that the BRICS Summit in Kazan’ has ended, we can take the time to digest the enormity of the events that have just taken place. As I pointed out in my previous poast, the sheer scale and impact of what we are witnessing, will take years to process and shake...
The new Cold War

The new Cold War

The picture you see above is one that the Russians have been assiduously disseminating around the world, since the start of the BRICS summit in Kazan’. That global gathering wrapped up yesterday, and it proved to be every bit as world-changing as we were originally...
Monday morning ironing out

Monday morning ironing out

Ah, yes, that distinctive and highly characteristic Monday aroma – two parts armpit, one part jockstrap, and TEN parts extremely strong coffee. Sadly, coffee – or, if you are the God-Emperor, covfefe – alone is not sufficient to make the Mondays...
Sunday Scripture: Jesus and Beelzebul

Sunday Scripture: What Defiles a Person

14 And he called the people to him again and said to them, “Hear me, all of you, and understand: 15 There is nothing outside a person that by going into him can defile him, but the things that come out of a person are what defile him.”[e] 17 And when he had...
The Bell-end and the bomb

The Bell-end and the bomb

For those paying attention to the Banderastan War, a certain smelly green-shirted piano-pecker-playing “comedian”, who pretends to be leading a fake country called “Ukraine”, recently stated that he wants that same fake country to acquire nuclear weapons: The sheer...
Friday T&A: Peer-to-Peer Edition

Friday T&A: Peer-to-Peer Edition

We finally have a Friday lady showing up on time! (Well… sort of.) The lady’s name in this instance is fortuitous, given the poast I just wrote up, about the possibility of creating a true alternative to the dollar-dominated system of international...
Brick by BRICS

Brick by BRICS

The picture you see above is the prototype of a payment card that runs on top of the BRICS international payment system. The website noted on the card is not a dummy site – it is real, though I do not know just how much of it is actually functional at this time....