“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Maximal suckage

The final episode of Game of Thrones was, if anything, even more of a disaster than any of us could have imagined: A quick recap: Daenerys took her turn to tyranny to its natural conclusion, announcing a world-wide campaign against, well, tyranny. Tyrion mourned...

Make the rubble bounce

Those of you who follow our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) know full well about his extensive writings on the subject of SJW infiltration into various institutions. One of those institutions that appears to have been quite thoroughly infiltrated is...

The stock market is NOT a casino

It is not often that I find myself disagreeing with anything that our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH), Voxemortus Malevolus, has to say. But he has made a comment on at least two separate occasions in his Darkstreams which, in my personal opinion,...

How to be a loser

Former UFC middleweight champion, and all-around awesome dude Rich Franklin, offered up some really good insights into what it takes to lose everything that defines you, in the space of just a few minutes: For those of you who don’t know, and/or are not fans of...

The British CU(C)K Party

Y’know, boys, sometimes, on a slow news day, God just hands you a great headline for free: The Independent Group (TIG) of breakaway, anti-Brexit MPs from the Labour Party and the Tory left have officially registered as a new politcal party, under the moniker...

The Didact hereby endorses the Green New Deal

Friends, brothers, shitlords, I come before you today to address a grave and terrible problem. That problem is: unregulated and unrestricted cow farts. As we know, 99.9% of all scientists believe that humans are behind the sudden, uncontrollable, and unprecedented...

The complete vindication of the God-Emperor

Being in Arabland as I am right now – long story, with pictures to follow later – I am rather behind on the news and my posting in general, but I did want to comment on the fact that Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation has now closed, and...

The Supreme Dark Lord’s 12 Rules for Life

Our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH), Voxemort the Malevolent, author of the bestselling exploration of the personal philosophy and works of one Prof. Jordan B. Peterson, drew up his set of 12 rules for life, back in late November last year, that he...

Now that’s what I call a parade!

We shitlords have been calling Donald Trump the God-Emperor for nigh-on four years now, and with very, very good reason. It is a meme with two meanings, if you know your sci-fi canons. The first has to do with the WARHAMMER 40,000 sci-fi tabletop wargaming...

SocialGalactic is live

Our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) has made a BIG announcement opening up a new front in the ongoing war to retake Western culture: That’s right, boys: the Hard Right now has a genuine alternative to Twatter. And so, too, does everyone else –...