“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Podrafting with the Gentleman Adventurer

Our friendly neighbourhood Gentleman Adventurer had a guest on his podcast yesterday, and that guest just so happened to be yer ‘umble servant ‘ere. Now, to hear his side of the story, I badgered him to be on his podcast until he finally relented and gave...

The rising

When I saw a headline over onThe Daily Mail a couple of days ago screaming bloody murder about how a bunch of white boys from a Catholic high school in Kentucky mocked a Native American “elder” and Vietnam veteran, my first thought was…...

The straight-up savagery of the God-Emperor

I wasn’t planning to post anything today beyond the usual Friday T&A goodness… but I woke up to something so hysterically funny that I simply could not resist. Check out this news clip here: So it turns out that Nancy “Skeletor” Pelosi,...

If walls don’t work…

… then why did the Roman Emperor Hadrian order the construction of one? Although Hadrian’s biographer wrote “(Hadrian) was the first to build a wall 80 miles long to separate the Romans from the barbarians”, reasons for the construction of the...

Supreme Dark Lord vs Bullshido

Our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Voxemort the Malevolent recently turned his baleful gaze upon a certain Joe Rogan, and the results were… well, pretty damned interesting: As is the norm with His Voxness’s Darkstreams, this one is an hour...

Happy New Year

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things were made through him, and without him was not any thing made that was made. In him was life, and the life was the light of men. The light...

“HAMMOOOONND!!!”

THE GRAND TOUR is returning for the third – and, if rumours are true, final – season. I’ll just leave it at that, really, because the trailer is SWEET: Gentlemen, I have a terrible confession to make… I still have not finished...

#ThotAudit

The recent news that fed-up and angry weaponised autists from 4chan have made thots the target of their rage has been making the rounds all over the Manosphere of late – and by God, it is glorious: Just when you thought it would be impossible to top the return...

The post-election shitlord schadenboner

Not that anyone really cares, but… what did the ol’ Didact think upon learning that the Republicans had lost control of the House of Representatives, but kept the Senate and improved upon their majority? “Bummer. Oh well, looks like that ‘Blue...

A prayer before (midterm) action

Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name. Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us, And lead us not into temptation, but...