“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The WINNING will continue until their morale breaks

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, has had a VERY good 48 hours. First came his State of the Union address, which was a true thing...

The God-Emperor’s epic smackdown

No, I’m not referring to that meme that originated from HanAssholeSolo about Donald Trump beating up CNN – hysterical though it was. I’m talking about the severe dressing-down that His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary...

The God-Emperor’s gambit

Last Friday, things were looking pretty grim for world peace. The Radical Islamist F***wads who rule over Iran had incited an attack on sovereign American soil, in a very uncomfortable reminder of the 2012 assault on America’s mission compound in Benghazi,...

Brexit or bust

I am of course a bit late to the celebrations concerning the Conservative Party’s victory in Britain on Friday. This is because of a combination of lack of time and considerable laziness on my part. People who know me, know quite well that I am basically...

Raise your horns

The Nickers and their leader, Nick Fuentes, have really taken a jackhammer to the edifice of Conservatism Inc., of late, and by God it is fun to watch the controlled opposition squirming and blanching when presented with actual hard-hitting questions: I highly...

Evil and cowardice

I realise that I am a few days late to this hilarious dogpile onto The Jeff Bezos Blog – er, I mean, The Washington Compost – because of the way that they completely screwed up the obituary for Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. But it’s never too late...

“If you know thy enemy and thyself…”

As I had pointed out in yesterday’s post, the decision by His Most Benevolent and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, to pull American troops out of Syria, was an...

Enemies of the people

The Project Veritas scoop on CNN has clearly shown absolutely incontrovertible evidence, from within the belly of the beast, of media malfeasance of the worst kind: It’s not like anybody who reads my work needs to be reminded that the Clown News Network is a...

Ownage

It used to be easy for me to insult the New York F***ing Times by calling them ПРАВДА, which those of you who know your history will recognise as the state-run newspaper in Soviet times whose name meant, hilariously, “truth” in Russian. The Russkies...

How the swamp works

Until His Most August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra*, came along and completely overturned the apple-cart of the political establishment, we never really had a good term to describe the way...