“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Proving Sherman right, again

Back in September 2018 I wrote a post discussing how General William Tecumseh Sherman, bane of the Confederacy and the man who authorised scorched-earth tactics against the South in his infamous “March to the Sea”, was absolutely 100% correct in his...

Purging the xenos

I’m a bit late to this particular party, due to circumstances out of my control – but there is yet more WINNING!!!! to add to the roster, and it’s necessary to address both the style and the substance of it. As you probably know by now, His Most...

The God-Emperor’s Monday media massacre

I had initially thought to leave this set of clips until the next Great Mondaydact Browser Buster, but then I saw what His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the...

Hope dies last

The Russians are a stout and stolid people – quite literally in many cases, given their heavily potato- and bread- and vodka-based diet – and they are not easily given to panic or hysteria. They have a rather grim sense of humour which you can see...

The God-Emperor and the Plague-Bearers

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, announced yesterday that the USA would shut down all travel from Europe for a month and enact...

Winners aren’t losers

Back when he was a mere candidate for the highest office in the land, a certain real-estate billionaire developer appeared on a certain hack comedian’s certainly lousy late-night program, in which the hack comedian asked the billionaire to read out a...

Adolt Edumacation

I was reading through Power Line yesterday and came across this particularly hilarious indictment of the American education system: The money quote from Brian “I totally got shot down in a helicopter in Afghanistan” Williams had to be,...

Mini-Mikey and Mistress Elizabeth

I had planned to use this clip from #BasedTucker in the next Great Mondaydact Browser Crash, but it was simply too brilliant and too funny to keep waiting. This is Tucker Carlson in rare form: OK, first things first, to all of my red-blooded male audience: Can...

The boys are coming home

Via Breitbart and the New York Post, we have news, at long last, that indicates that America’s fighting men are finally coming home from the Rockpile: The US has reached what an official called “a reduction of violence agreement” with the Taliban that could lead...

The rage of the storm

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, simply keeps WINNING!!! at a truly breathtaking pace. And there is a very good reason for that:...