“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Are they sponsored?

That is the real question that everyone should be asking of these Instagram “models”- who by the way nobody else has ever heard of- that are (apparently) raking in millions of dollars a year from their income making faces and looking hot in very tight...

STAR WARS VII: A Lost Hope

The family went out last night to watch STAR WARS VII: The Force Awakens. Now as I’ve said before (far too many times), I really wasn’t looking forward to seeing this new movie; I figured that J. J. Abrams had simply turned it into another pastiche of the...

Bitchslapping 101

The other day I put together a somewhat lighthearted attempt to show that ¡Jeb! Bush is the cuckservative par excellence in the current Republican field, and that the reason why he is so is because he is a complete Gamma male. It turns out, of course, that I’m...

Paging the Preacher’s Daughter…

The Fall of an Empire- I don’t think I’m EVER going to get tired of seeing that kick Could you please deliver another round of severe assbeat to Ronda Rousey’s table? I don’t think she got the hint from the last time: Shortly following her...

When the revolution devours its children

Several different individuals have been credited as the originators of an epigram that goes something like this: Any man who is not a socialist at age 20 has no heart. Any man who is still a socialist at age 40 has no head I’ve seen this quote attributed to...

No wonder he’s pissed

Someday, the parodies of Adolf Hitler completelylosing his sh*t will cease to be hilarious. This is still not that day. Wow. Who knew that Der Fuhrer was such a rabid Rousey fanboy? Or that MMA was a thing back during the final hours of the siege of Berlin, eh?...

When women just ask to get punched

This is a rather interesting video that was banned by the SJW set that appears to be firmly entrenched within YouTube, for “promoting hate speech”. In reality, it does precisely nothing of the sort: The basic point of this video is that, when women act...

Karma really is a bitch

Especially if “Karma” happens to be the name of that Manic Pixie Dream Girl type in the corner cubicle at work who absolutely will get your ass fired if you say the wrong thing to her. What would be “the wrong thing”? Open your mouth to...

The princess and the shiv

Somewhere in Washington, D.C., or wherever the hell it is that Chateau Heartiste is based, He-Whose-Name-Keeps-Changing must be positively crapping himself with delight to see that SCIENCE has once again confirmed he’s been preaching for years: Whether they...