“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Book-bombing the Beast

by | Aug 2, 2016 | Uncategorized

We are now less than 100 days out from the final showdown between Trump-Muad’dib and the Hilldebeast. On that day, this country gets to decide whether the government by, for, and of the people (at least in theory, anyway) is actually worth keeping around. The...

Psychopath

by | Jul 26, 2016 | Uncategorized

Bill Whittle coldly, clinically, and ruthlessly dismantles the notion that the Hilldebeast is somehow the victim of some “vast right-wing conspiracy” when it comes to her competence and eligibility for office: We were discussing at my school the other day...

Clinton Cash

by | Jul 25, 2016 | Uncategorized

Breitbart News has, very charitably (and quite cunningly, it must be said) made the documentary Clinton Cash available for free, forever, right here: If you have not seen it yet, you need to. You need to understand just how unscrupulous, corrupt, and...

A demon in human form

by | Jul 24, 2016 | Uncategorized

All rights reserved to Ben Garrison and grrrgraphics.com. Original image can be found here. Despite my rather less than salutory opinions about certain people and places, there are actually very few people that I genuinely despise and hate. Life is simply...

Gott im Himmel, indeed

by | Jul 1, 2016 | Uncategorized

Have you ever heard of the Jaguar E-Type? No? This is it: By the Holy Virgin, that is… I mean… just… Words fail. That’s enough to give any red-blooded petrolhead (“gearhead” to you Americans) an immediate semi. That thing is just...

Apology accepted, Captain Needa

by | Jun 1, 2016 | Uncategorized

How Lord Vader reacted when J. J. Abrams told him what a crybaby his grandson had turned into Apparently the latest blatant shameless useless naked Disney cash grab STAR WARS spin-off is not turning out to be quite as brilliant as the Mousketeers had...

It’s not a question of “if”…

by | May 19, 2016 | Uncategorized

Gentlemen, suppose for a moment that we were all transported to a parallel dimension, where normal and sensible things did not happen very often. Suppose that, in such a universe, a certain (overhyped) MMA fighter named Ronda Rousey were taken seriously in her claims...