“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Want to know where you can stick your PSA?

One of the rather odd things about living in the US has always been the fact that, somewhere, somehow, there is ALWAYS an election of some sort or another looming. This country is highly unusual in that respect; while I was living in the UK, general elections...

The unquenchable thirst of Gammas

A lady with whom I’ve been having some interesting interactions on WhatsApp sent me this image, which she found quite funny, a few weeks back: I don’t think I have ever seen a more perfect encapsulation of how thirsty an emasculated man can look, and what...

The price is her soul

The thousand-cock stare is real- even on virgins There is an old joke- a very old joke- that goes something like this: A man at a party spies an attractive young woman and makes his way over to her to chat her up. The conversation is enjoyably spirited, and...

You need your head examined, lady

As I may have stated a few times before, I am not a fan of women’s tennis. Specifically, I have a distinct antipathy towards one Serena Williams and her style of play. So I cannot exactly claim to be unhappy that Ms. Williams got dumped on her...

Like nails on a chalkboard

Here’s a great way to test your tolerance for pain and suffering. See if you can make it ALL the way through this short clip summarising the Hilldebeast’s so-called “alt-Right speech”: Oof. I’d rather go smash my shins into a high-density...

I don’t remember eating that…

Paging Mr. Didact, the 90s called, they want their memes back… Our ever-helpful neighbourhood alt-Right gun-buddy (and, let it be noted, highly qualified gun safety instructor) Luke Stranahan recently had to show considerable intestinal fortitude in order...

I fail to see the problem

Apparently some unhappy feminists are annoyed with a certain Michelle Jenneke- you may recall the name- who is becoming better known for her bouncing, uh, assets than she is for bouncing over hurdles: Michelle Jenneke has been eliminated from the Olympics...

Feminists of Death Metal

Has to be seen to be believed: Credit goes to Janet Bloomfield- and speaking of whom, happy (slightly belated) birthday, JB. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)...