“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Didactic Mind, Ep 07: The Destruction of STAR WARS

Didactic Mind, Ep 07: The Destruction of STAR WARS

The latest episode of the podcast is up, and here I discuss in detail exactly why it is that STAR WARS Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker is nothing less than pure Satanic evil: Share this:TwitterFacebookLinkedInWhatsAppTelegramEmailRedditTumblrLike this:Like...

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