“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

There are no shortcuts

Return of Kings recently featured a sponsored post by none other than Mr. Six Pack Shortcuts himself, Mike Chang. It makes for interesting reading, to say the least- though not perhaps in the way you might think at first: I’ve been a daily reader of Return Of Kings...

At least she’s a cheap date

Apparently, Faceborg COO and irritatingly smug feminist Sheryl Sandberg thinks that a man can get laid like tile as long as he actually sweeps the tiles: If we are to believe one of the world’s wealthiest feminists, the route to a man getting a rich and...

Bring Back Clarkson!

I’d watch it. Over, and over, and over again. Just like I already do. I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that the BBC’s ideological purge of Jeremy Clarkson on what appears to be rather flimsy grounds is going to backfire in truly...

Let them get their faces punched in

What follows is even stupider than this It would appear that the Rowdy One thinks that she could take on the boys and win- or at least, she could if they are her size: UFC women’s bantamweight champion and all-around American badass Ronda Rousey said on ESPN’s...

Clint can deal

It would appear that Clint Eastwood’s latest girlfriend is, how you say, a few cards short of a full deck: Clint Eastwood showed off his new girlfriend Christina Sandera on the red carpet at the Academy Awards, and now her ex-husband is opening up about their...

So a feminist walks into a conservative conference…

Amen, Baldy … and much to her immense surprise, is NOT immediately killed and eaten: The night before, Anna Merlan and I had gingerly made our way from our Uber to the steps of a place I heard referred to as “The Embassy,” “The Breitbart Mansion,” and “that...

Father and son

Actually, my dad could probably kick my ass easily if he tried Every young man gets to a certain point in his life when he starts to think about settling down, having a family of his own, and becoming a good father. Not all of us can or should follow through on this....

She never gets old

Well, it’s far more accurate to say that Michelle Jenneke’s warm-up dancing routine never gets old: As for Ms. Jenneke herself, she’s about 21 now and… well, this: Somehow I don’t remember hurdling being quite this interesting The thing...

Education or indoctrination?

Hey, lady, you mind getting out of the way so I can see the answer? Some bloke asked me a question the other day related to one of my very first posts, the contents of which related to why one should not choose to study Economics in university these days. His (or her)...