“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Too much vodka

That is what I am assuming was the motivation behind this highly psychedelic old-school Russian cartoon: I can’t really add too much to that, other than to say: Contra whatever Sting might think, the Russians do, in fact, love their children too. Share...

NYC needs some serious global warming

See, now this is what happens when you outsource the code that controls your temperature readings to Indians on H-1Bs: Hand to God, that is an absolutely real screenshot, taken at about 5.48am EST, from Accuweather.com. I haven’t lived in the USA for over a...

Yeah, he loves his wife

An Israeli artist has provided us all with some highly amusing, and highly exaggerated, insights into what it is like to be married to a good woman, in the form of some quite good cartoons. I ran into these while bumbling around on teh innarwebz a few days ago, and...

Thus spake Clarksonius

The great philospoher and wise man Jeremy Clarkson has often stated, and written, that cyclists and bikers should simply work harder and buy a car. Judging by what bicycles have done to China – and Vietnam, and Indonesia, and the inner cities of London and New...

The Didact hereby endorses the Green New Deal

Friends, brothers, shitlords, I come before you today to address a grave and terrible problem. That problem is: unregulated and unrestricted cow farts. As we know, 99.9% of all scientists believe that humans are behind the sudden, uncontrollable, and unprecedented...

When Vader isn’t looking…

… his stormtroopers tend to get up to all sorts of crazy shenanigans: I couldn’t care less about talent shows most of the time, but I have to admit, that was pretty badass. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new...

Random thought of the day

While all of the following is a bit of a generalisation, it’s worth noting a basic rule of life: The way to piss off someone on the Hard Right is to tell him a lie. The way to piss off someone on the Hard Left is to tell xhem the truth. There are exceptions to...

In which severe laziness strikes

Christmas this year was memorable almost entirely for the wrong reasons, none of which I intend to go into in detail here, and that fact, combined with a lack of sleep and a decidedly low level of motivation to do any real writing, has resulted in a general...

Domain Query: Who gnu?

Longtime reader Dire Badger had a quite pithy comment to add to Monday’s post, concerning the Instathot of the Week, Sahara Ray: Nice body, but her face looks like a gnu. Being of an inquisitive nature myself, I figured I had to put my faithful...

“Adolf Hitler was the original soyboy”

I ran across Owen Benjamin via (of course) a post by our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord, Voxemort the Malevolent (PBUH), which linked to a video by Mr. Benjamin that dealt with the High Priest of Jordanetics. That video was, to put it very mildly, an epic...