“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Bad feminist! Papa spank!

LTC Kratman’s latest column is up at EveryJoe.com, and as usual he takes no (feminist) prisoners this time either: You see, it is the greatest mark of the intellectual inadequacy of the modern feminist that she, all intellectual-like, forgets or ignores...

Dear Limey Assholes…

The Brits evidently didn’t get the message at Yorktown in 1781 to keep their long pointy noses out of American politics: The British flagship financial magazine The Economist, considered one of the preeminent voices of the global financial, business and...

“Survival cancels out programming”

(With apologies to LtCol. Tom Kratman for blatantly ripping off a, um, Kratmanism.) A little over ten years ago, a retired Lieutenant Colonel from the Army who had recently turned his hand to writing science fiction released a book “written in collaboration...

Black-knighting, level: Sh*tlord

When you really really need to troll someone good and hard, you will not be able to find a finer source of inspiration (or hairstyling tips) than Emperor Butt-Pirate himself: When I announced I was going to be writing on plus-size Barbie dolls, you no doubt expected...

The other white meat

At least some people in Denmark still have their heads screwed on correctly, and recognise that not only is bacon good for you- which everyone but Jews and Muslims KNOWS to be true for a FACT- but it is also works very well as orc repellent: A Danish...

Whoops

Curie-Hultgreen Syndrome comes to the Dakar rally: Four children and a pregnant woman are among 10 people left seriously injured after a Dakar Rally competitor careened off the race track and crashed into a group of spectators.  Guo Meiling, the first Chinese...

A simple equation

Here is something for my fellow maths geeks to ponder. What happens when you allow mass invasions from Third World nations, with Third World standards of hygiene, medicine, literacy, and sanitation, into First World nations with far stricter controls on all of those...

Where is Orcrist when you need it…

From Goodbye, America (in a photo): It would appear, my fellow Dark Enlightenment Elf-lords, that Rivendell is even now being invaded by Orcs… Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn...

A useful and timely PSA

Actually, this classic sketch is rather old, but its relevance, given the sturm und drang over the BLM movement, is greater than ever: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new...

The Dark Knight sells out

Here is an image from the latest in a special three-part graphic novel set within Frank Miller’s Dark Knight universe: Apparently, the idea is to show the Batman standing up in favour of “social justice” and (quite brutally) taking down cops who...