“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Like nails on a chalkboard

by | Sep 10, 2016 | Uncategorized

Here’s a great way to test your tolerance for pain and suffering. See if you can make it ALL the way through this short clip summarising the Hilldebeast’s so-called “alt-Right speech”: Oof. I’d rather go smash my shins into a high-density...

I don’t remember eating that…

by | Aug 27, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Paging Mr. Didact, the 90s called, they want their memes back… Our ever-helpful neighbourhood alt-Right gun-buddy (and, let it be noted, highly qualified gun safety instructor) Luke Stranahan recently had to show considerable intestinal fortitude in order...

That’s not funny, infidel!!!

by | Aug 25, 2016 | Uncategorized

My good buddy, training partner, and favourite Sasquatch-sized punching bag told me this terrible joke shortly before he left for college: A rabbi, a priest, and a gay guy all get into a cab. The driver turns around and tells them, “Hey guys, I’m Muslim, I...

Time to play “Name the Culprit”

by | Jul 18, 2016 | Uncategorized

Let’s say you’re in the south of France, enjoying a beautiful evening at the beach with friends and family in Nice. It’s kind of an important day in French history. All of a sudden, you see a pretty damn big truck veer off the road and mount the...

The gathering storm

by | Jul 14, 2016 | Uncategorized

The last week has shown anyone who is paying attention that a race-war has moved well beyond the “remote possibility” stage, and right smack into “virtual certainty” status. And that bodes extremely poorly for us all. The Dallas shootings were...

Islam is the problem

by | Jun 29, 2016 | Uncategorized

Oh, hey, look, Islamists just launched yet another attack. News and pictures at 7… And it’s about damned time that the “proposition nation” (((conservatives))) started waking up and realising that this is not going to stop, that this is not...

Cue the Elgar, lads

by | Jun 24, 2016 | Uncategorized

I woke up this morning to the best news that I have heard since The Trumpinator became the Republican candidate for President: The English shires and Labour’s northern heartlands led Britain out of the European Union in a victory for middle England. ...

These idiots still don’t get it

by | Jun 13, 2016 | Uncategorized

There is no disguising it any more- the Third Great Jihad is here, now, within America’s shores: In appearance on Fox News Channel on Sunday, Breitbart National Security senior editor Dr. Sebastian Gorka reacted to the mass shooting in Orlando, FL early...

The 10 Ebonics Commandments

by | May 30, 2016 | Uncategorized

Classic. (I modified the First Commandment slightly. Just seemed appropriate.) I Be the LAWD yo’ God. Don’ be dissin’ Me. Don’ be makin’ hood ornaments outta Me or nothin’ in Mah crib. Don’ be callin’ Me fo’ no reason – Homey don’ play dat. Y’all betta be in...

In the words of the Prophet Ringo…

by | May 20, 2016 | Uncategorized

Back in 2009, a certain madcap genius wrote and published a certain book which, if you read it today, makes it seem like the author had one hell of a powerful crystal ball sitting in his living room. The funny thing is, when I first read the book, I have to admit...