“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Point and laugh

As pretty much everybody reading this knows by now, a Russian chap by the name of Ashot Gabrelyanov developed an Android app called MakeApp that allows the end-user that applies filters to photos of women (and men, of course) and uses some clever algorithmic...

Stormtroopers meet death metal

It doesn’t have to make sense. It doesn’t even have to be all that good. It just looks BADASS: You want to know the sad thing about this? That 2.5min clip is almost certainly better than every single STAR WARS movie that has been or ever will be...

Meeting the SJWs head-on

I may have mentioned a few times in years past that I am a really big fan of an early-2000s TV sitcom called Becker. That show was, basically, House, M.D. years before the concept was even thought up. It starred a cranky, cantankerous, but highly gifted GP in a...

The original triggering

Back before Tim Allen did his brilliant- and all too short-lived- turn as the educated, likable conservative Mike Baxter in the sorely missed sitcom Last Man Standing, and triggered the shit out of liberaltards everywhere by telling it like it is, there was a...

“You are made of STUPID”

Some asshat at Twatter decided to deactivate the God-Emperor’s personal account on his last day at the company: An employee at Twitterwho was leaving their customer service job at the company deliberately deleted the profile of the most powerful man on the...

Happy HELLOWEEN 2017

It’s that time of year again, folks: Now normally I’m a big fan of HELL- er, I mean, HALLoween. (I’m a HUGE fan of the band, obviously; I’ve already got my ticket to see the “PumpKings Tour” in 2018, nearly a full year in...

The King through the ages

Watching Roger Federer play is almost always a pleasure (except during those rare matches where he basically plays like he just rolled out of bed). But given his stellar season in 2017- two Grand Slams and six out of ten top-level tournaments won- it is worth taking a...

Thunder down under

The queen of England- who we know as Milo Yiannopoulos, the most fabulous supervillian on the Internet- will very shortly be taking his Dangerous tour down to Australia, and my word, does he have the feminists in a tizzy: There is a lot to dislike about the...

Did it really happen to #metoo?

The #metoo tag has been trending at an incredible pace over social media ever since the Harvey Weinstein case broke wide open and Hollyweird could no longer cover up the degeneracy at its rotten, stinking core: Women on social media are speaking out about being...

Master Chief IRL

Those wonderfully mad Russians have evidently decided that my beloved HALO saga is, in fact, a long-running documentary somehow sent backwards through some kind of wormhole to the present day. That would explain why they have basically developed their own version...