“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Did it really happen to #metoo?

The #metoo tag has been trending at an incredible pace over social media ever since the Harvey Weinstein case broke wide open and Hollyweird could no longer cover up the degeneracy at its rotten, stinking core: Women on social media are speaking out about being...

Master Chief IRL

Those wonderfully mad Russians have evidently decided that my beloved HALO saga is, in fact, a long-running documentary somehow sent backwards through some kind of wormhole to the present day. That would explain why they have basically developed their own version...

Crazy cutaway

One of IRON MAIDEN’s greatest ever songs goes by the name of “Run to the Hills”. The chorus of this most amazingly excellent song produced by THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL- er, ahem, by this most esteemed band, goes as follows: Run to the hills, Run for...

BUTTman Begins

See, now this is how you beat the hypocrites of the progressive Left- by smashing their teeth in with a rhetorical clue-bat: Good faith searches reveal that, as of this writing, nowhere on the home page of either Variety, Deadline, or the Hollywood Reporter...

Crapping where they eat

Apparently the writers over at the Daily Mail are shocked- shocked, I tell you!- at the fact that the NFL’s core audience is repulsed by the way that the league’s players have gone about protesting “social injustice”, or whatever cause du...

The most interesting bounty hunter in the Galaxy

There was a time when I used to watch Cartoon Network almost religiously. I grew up watching old-school cartoons, from Tom & Jerry to Scooby Doo to, of course, Transformers and SWAT Kats. (Many happy memories…) But eventually I grew up- partly...

And now for some bawdy toilet humour

Gentlemen. Suppose you are out on a date with a fair lady, and suppose that your date takes place in a pleasant venue with good food and drinks. The lady that you are with turns out to be excellent company- youthful, beautiful, well-turned-out in a dress and heels,...

Only in Soviet Russia…

Russia might still be one of the few countries on Earth where men act like men and women act like women- and to be honest I have my doubts about both of those things. But, I’ll be there in a couple of weeks’ time myself to see what things are like, so...

… And to hear the REEEEEEEEs of their land whales!

Our beloved Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) has been working tirelessly (and ruthlessly, of course, let’s not forget that part) to launch ALT*HERO, the new back-to-basics comic series from Castalia House Publishing. The FreeStartr campaign was launched on September...

The myth of matriarchy

Dr. Emmet Scott, whose works on the true origins of the Dark Ages and the long-obscured origins of the Islamic “faith” have had a profound impact on my understanding of the world, turned his critical eye toward the long-held feminist trope of matriarchal...