“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Mighty Wings

Look, I know that TOP GUN is, by far, the single gayest non-gay movie ever made, but you cannot deny that it has a truly epic soundtrack. This is the film that made both Tom Cruise and Kenny Loggins into bona fide superstars. It is in many ways a...

Blasphemy!!!

Whoever decided to take one of the greatest IRON MAIDEN anthems ever written- which is therefore, by definition, one of the greatest songs ever written and performed, by any band, ever- with one of Michael Jackson’s biggest hits, is crazier than a...

Rebel Yell

Yes, I know, it’s stupidly cheesy and retro, but Billy Idol’s classic anthem really hasn’t aged too badly considering that it was recorded some 34 years ago. Hell, the song is older than me. Of course, as with any cheesy synth-rock anthem from the...

Shredfest

Nothing serious this morning, I’m simply in the mood for some epic guitar heroics- starting with: I first got introduced to IMPELLITTERI at the tender age of, like, 15 by the friend who turned me into a metalhead. I’ve never forgotten that feeling of being...

Apex

The fourth album by Canadian metal band UNLEASH THE ARCHERS was released last Friday, and… just… wow. I haven’t been able to stop listening to it for the past three days. Very few albums ever released, by any band, can claim to have had...

#MetalMonday

Given the DISGUSTING weather outside today, I figure a good solid dose of metal should help lighten the mood- starting with, of course, the greatest of them all. IRON MAIDEN: IMPELLITTERI – with perhaps the fastest guitarist on Earth: GALLOWS’ END...

So you wanna be an Illuminatus?

Well in that case, you’re going to need the right anthem to get into the correct frame of mind: Thanks, yet again, to my impressively incompetent ISP, this should have been posted yesterday, but wasn’t. Anyway, the point is that, while there are many bands...

The Force is strong with this one

What happens when you create a heavy metal band with Boba Fett on drums, a stormtrooper on bass, a TIE fighter pilot and an Imperial guardsman on rhythm guitars, and LORD DARTH VADER HIMSELF on lead guitar? Well, THIS: That ALMOST makes up for how bad Mickey...

Music to make your beard grow

My Alt-Right brethren are, understandably, in something of a mood to burn and pillage these days. We have seen how effective the Viking method of solving problems tends to be when dealing with dyscivic leftists tends to be, after all. With that in mind, and seeing how...

Shorts

It’s been quite a while since I last did one of these, so I figured I might as well take a few moments to put together a few interesting tidbits discovered from across teh interwebz that do not individually merit a full-blown post. And we start with: Dat Ass...