“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Predators go for the weakest prey

Predators go for the weakest prey

Gentlemen, what do lions, wolves, cheetahs, tigers, and other large hunting animals have in common? There are many things, but one major common element, is that they try as much as possible to go for the weakest and easiest prey wherever possible. This helps them to...
The Farce is with us, always

The Farce is with us, always

Most of us generally have better things to do – especially as we get to around middle age, or thereabouts – to waste time on nostalgia. Life goes on, things change, and there is little point in worrying about what could or should have been. So it is with...
Euthanising a big cat

Euthanising a big cat

Gentlemen, what do you think of when you hear the word, “JAGUAR”? Specifically, what do you think when you hear the word in connection with motoring? If you are anything like me – or most red-blooded men – you think of classic British car...
The good, the bad, and the Trumpy

The good, the bad, and the Trumpy

Well, the Trumpasaur certainly has not kept anyone waiting or guessing (much) with respect to his picks for his future Administration. There has been a blizzard of names emerging out of the God-Emperor’s camp of late, and the resulting howls of rage and despair...
Victory 2024

Victory 2024

Well, brothers, there it is. His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, has won...
Choose ye, O choose, Free People!

Choose ye, O choose, Free People!

As a general rule, watching American politics is rather like watching American football – or European football, for that matter: noisy, stupid, and generally pointless. Indeed, one could argue that isn’t even a very good analogy – it may well be more apt to consider...
Grab your tinfoil hats and tinted lenses

Grab your tinfoil hats and tinted lenses

The other day, a friend of mine sent me a link to a redonkulously long interview with one Dr. Jack Kruse – whom I had never heard of before – on the Danny Jones podcast. On a whim, I started listening to it – and almost immediately got hooked, because the bombs this...
The Pope is wrong

The Pope is wrong

The multilingual master of historical and textual analysis, Metatron, saw fit to tackle Il Papa’s recent remarks about how all religions lead to God, in a detailed video in which he translated “the Pope’s” comments precisely and word-for-word from the original...
When Eden burns

When Eden burns

The north of England is burning tonight, because of clashes between “far-right” and “left-wing” mobs in cities like Liverpool, Hull, Manchester, Leeds, and others. London is not immune to them either – though Londonistan is NOT an English...
Between the Dummy and the Derp State

Between the Dummy and the Derp State

OK, honestly, chaps, would whoever it is that is running this crazy ride please quit already? Stop the world, it is too insane, I want to get off. This has been one of those days when weeks happen in the space of hours. I refer, of course, to the fact that the Fake...