“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Can’t Understand Normal Thinking

Ladies (and gents, too) – do you want to know what the biggest problem is with feminism? Yes, I know, the natural response to this would be, “EVERYTHING – next question”. Another valid response would be, “Blimey, where do we even...

Eye bleach needed by the bucket

A bunch of fat, ugly, fat, silly, fat, nasty, fat, entitled, and just plain fat feminists (but I repeat myself) decide to create a “feminist fight club” to, um, “smash the patriarchy” and find a way to deal with “muh...

Getting worse by the day, too

A few days after that whole “shithole” kerfuffle- in which, as you may recall, the God-Emperor expressed some uncouth, and unsubstantiated, opinions about certain Third World nations and asked precisely why it was that Americans should have to take in yet...

One hundred forty nine

That is the total number of minutes that it took for the latest FreeStartr campaign created by our Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) to meet its initial goal of $7,500. Two hours, twenty-nine minutes. If the Almighty doesn’t mind pardoning my French here: Holy shit. And...

Can’t stand the heat, Cathy?

Then get the hell out of the kitchen, you daft cow: Channel 4 presenter Cathy Newman has been subjected to ‘vicious’ online abuse forcing the news programme to call in security experts, its editor has revealed. The newsreader has received threats and abuse...

Shredded feminist over a bed of regret

The inimitable Prof. Jordan Peterson was invited onto a British current affairs programme and interviewed by an overly-coiffed, highly aggressive, and extremely overconfident SJW of a presenter about the present-day “crisis of masculinity”. That went...

Don’t be a fool…

… wrap your tool, at least if you are stupid and desperate enough to stick it in crazy:The “I’ve got baby rabies” excuse The “Sugar Daddy Flytrap Gambit” The “My body, my choice” excuse And more baby rabies… The...

Dropping like flies

It would appear that being a popular female porn actress is not perhaps a great career choice for women who are interested in a long and happy life. First Shyla Stylez, then August Ames, then Yuri Luv, and now Olivia Nova, have all been found dead within the...

Again, I fail to see the problem

I’m not sure what it is about the Limeys- or, as the Australians call them, “Pommie bastards”- but for some reason the Brits these days seem to have a serious problem with good old-fashioned advice that still applies just as well today as it did...

The intersectionalist’s confessional

Can anyone figure out WTF this means? Anyone? At all? Here in America it would appear that our friends over on the Left side of the aisle still have not gotten their fill of getting the shit kicked out of them by the rest of the country. That is the only...