“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Don’t be a fool…

… wrap your tool, at least if you are stupid and desperate enough to stick it in crazy:The “I’ve got baby rabies” excuse The “Sugar Daddy Flytrap Gambit” The “My body, my choice” excuse And more baby rabies… The...

Dropping like flies

It would appear that being a popular female porn actress is not perhaps a great career choice for women who are interested in a long and happy life. First Shyla Stylez, then August Ames, then Yuri Luv, and now Olivia Nova, have all been found dead within the...

Again, I fail to see the problem

I’m not sure what it is about the Limeys- or, as the Australians call them, “Pommie bastards”- but for some reason the Brits these days seem to have a serious problem with good old-fashioned advice that still applies just as well today as it did...

The intersectionalist’s confessional

Can anyone figure out WTF this means? Anyone? At all? Here in America it would appear that our friends over on the Left side of the aisle still have not gotten their fill of getting the shit kicked out of them by the rest of the country. That is the only...

In Soviet Russia…

… apparently not very much has changed, even though the Iron Curtain fell well over 25 years ago: These are from the same lunatic genius who put together the “Trust Me, I’m An Engineer” video: He also decided to hold a contest to see which...

Laughter is the best medicine

So they say, anyway- and I have to admit, after laughing like a drain for the past thirty minutes at these clips, I do feel very good indeed: I tell you, I cannot wait to get back home on Saturday and watch THE GRAND TOUR. I’m a few episodes behind,...

Thoughts on tradthots

A few weeks ago an article by our friend Matt Forney was published over on Return of Kings taking to task a number of women who have “seen the light” and become proud “traditionalists”. The essential point that he made is that the Hard Right...

Here we go again… again

Did you watch Tropic Thunder a few years back? Hilarious movie, right? Remember the fake “trailers” at the beginning of the film? Specifically, this one? You know how it is said that life imitates art? Well, the apocalyptic (and half-arsed)...

That is exactly why I hate “football”

No, not the American kind- though to be honest I don’t understand the first bloody thing about gridiron. I’m talking about the European kind. This weekend there was apparently a massive rivalry grudge match between two top Italian Serie A teams,...

Damn those Amish…

Reports ofa pipe bomb explosion near Port Authority bus terminal in Manhattan, story is still developing: 8:48 AM: Bystander video shows large police and fire response outside Port Authority Bus Terminal in NYC. https://t.co/xMDyYdSRR2 pic.twitter.com/YmySPBctI1 — ABC...