“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The jackass’s conundrum

Greg Gutfeld addressed the Left’s monomaniacal “TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER, LITERALLY!!!” mantra on his show recently, and proceeded to handle their “arguments” (not that they have any, at this point) in a fashion that was…...

Nope, still not tired

While I was in Turkey last week, I was reliably informed that Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy will shortly be retiring, and this now gives the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus MAGAnus, a chance to lock in a really strong conservative SCOTUS nominee...

Genius

Former campaign manager for the God-Emperor goes on Fox News opposite a former DNC senior adviser to debate this whole issue of poor little migrant CHILDREN!!! being ripped away from their parents at the American border. Extreme triggering and gut-busting...

That settles it

Heartiste went and pulled a few side-by-side shots of the First Ladies of America and France from the, er, rear aspect, and I have to say, the caption on the first picture was an absolute howler: #Squats   vs.  #Cardio pic.twitter.com/9quemxhZIj —...

The instincts of the God-Emperor

The lying news media is full of fake “news” – like there is anything new about the fact that the gaystream media lies its collective ass off constantly and blatantly in front of us – about a new chemical weapons attack by the forces of the...

Enough messing about

Pretty much what the US southern border looks like right about now… It would appear that there is a rather large invading army of South Americans headed straight for the US southern border at this time: Over 1,500 Central Americans are on a crusade across Mexico...

Peace through superior firepower

The God-Emperor proves, yet again, that one does not trifle with him: During a statement at the White House on Thursday, South Korean National Security Adviser Chung Eui-yong stated that Kim Jong-un “expressed his eagerness” to meet with President Trump and Trump...

Making Britain great again

The very last episode of TOP GEAR’s Series 20 – y’know, from back when the show was really really good because it was still hosted by Clarkson, Hammond, and May – featured a truly beautiful and epic tribute to British manufacturing, which...

In Soviet Russia, troll catch you!

Somewhere in the Kremlin, Vladimir Putin is laughing so hard that the Russian Army’s generals are frantically trying to figure out exactly who it is that he intends to kill in truly horrible ways- thanks largely to this latest prank: There are times when our...

Getting worse by the day, too

A few days after that whole “shithole” kerfuffle- in which, as you may recall, the God-Emperor expressed some uncouth, and unsubstantiated, opinions about certain Third World nations and asked precisely why it was that Americans should have to take in yet...