“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The Russkies have AT-STs now

Judging by what the Kalashnikov Concern has come up with, it looks like we might just start seeing freakin’ STAR WARS walkers on the battlefield in the near future: Kalashnikov Concern, Russia’s most famous weapons manufacturer, is showing off its...

Good choice

Via Power Line, that is a tweet from His Paxness from back in the days when he was still allowed to post on Twatter. It’s a brilliant quip. In order to understand why, it is worth taking a brief detour through the Progressive Era and the resulting horrors of WWI...

Gamma smackdown

This is what happens when a whiny little bitch who works for the Clown News Network tries to play hardball with adults in the Administratum of the God-Emperor: It is obvious within about ten seconds that professional whinger Jim Acosta is simply too short for the...

Building the Wall, one brick at a time

Ron Desantis, MAGA candidate for Governator of Somewhereorother Governor of Florida – also known the world over as the Home State of Electile Dysfunction – released a campaign ad recently that promptly caused the Left to suffer from immediate, severe,...

Learn from the Left’s mistakes

Much has been made over the last week or so within the various circles of the Right about the victory of one Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who as far as I can tell is the latest Latina Marxist nutbag who wants to be the General in command of the Free Shit Army. She is...

Monday Grouchies

A reader told me to go check out the Powerline blog’s Week In Pictures archives for various funny things. His advice was, of course, excellent – it turns out that those archives are packed full of very funny cartoons and demotivators that perfectly capture...

Trolling level: Russian Bot

The legacy media got trolled, hard, by not one, but two parody social media accounts, and made complete asses out of themselves in the process: Boy, sometimes God just hands you one for free. I am sometimes questioned by my family for my extreme hostility to...

If you’re not taking fire…

… then you probably are not over the right target area: The God-Emperor definitely made a mistake by bowing before the pressure to recant his previous statements criticising his own intelligence services. The fact is that the US intelligence community has...

The God-Emperor and the Neo-Tsar

The nationalist American President meets the nationalist Russian President. The lying liars of the legacy media (Lord, forgive me my redundancies) promptly lose their collective mind: As soon as the press conference ended CNN cut to its panel with these words from TV...

Getting tired?

President Trump announced his pick for retiring Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy’s seat, and it looks like, once again, the God-Emperor has delivered a resounding victory to his legions of followers: President Trump nominated appeals court judge Brett...