“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

How the #WINNING!!! will end

Before we get started with today’s topic, let us get one thing straight from the outset: Our magnificent and benevolent God-Emperor, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus, has done more to bring peace and prosperity to the United States of America than the last four...

Two years of non-stop #WINNING!!!

It has been very nearly two years since Donald Trump was elected President, and he has certainly taken the country, and by extension much of the world, on a very wild ride. But one thing has remained consistent throughout the last two years: the commitment of the...

Dumber than NPCs

I did not think it was possible to trigger the Left harder and faster than through the old KEK meme – but apparently the weaponised autists over at the various chans are hell-bent on proving me wrong. Much to my delight, I should add: The new “NPC” meme mocks...

Can’t have them gettin’ all uppity…

Various commentators on the Right have been having a rather good time pointing out the hypocrisy of the Left with respect to the recent summit between the God-Emperor and the Dragon Energy Man. Of the many various takes that I have seen on that meeting thus far,...

The carriage of misjustice

Judge Brett “Angry Mick” Kavanaugh is now Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh, replacing the man that he once worked for, Justice Anthony Kennedy. His ascension to the Supreme Court of the United States now apparently gives the country the first true...

The middle-class whitelash

On the night of the epic victory of our magnificent God-Emperor, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus I, a commentator for the Clown News Network by the name of Van Jones dubbed the huge “upset” a whitelash. The former Homobama Administration official (and, by his...

The God-Emperor and the United Abominations

President Donaldus Triumphus Magnus condescended to allow delegates from the lesser nations of the Earth to listen to his words of wisdom, badassitude, and all-round general awesomeness a couple of days ago. As is usual whenever this particular POTUS makes a speech,...

General Sherman was right

General William Tecumseh Sherman is not usually someone that I particularly like to quote. His March to the Sea basically broke the back of the Confederacy by inflicting appalling brutality upon the population of Georgia, leaving a swathe of destruction some 60 miles...

The tower of voices

Seventeen years. It has been 17 years since the day that those Islamist rat-bastards flew those jetliners into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon. Seventeen years since the day that over 3,000 Americans died – blasted, incinerated, crushed, smashed, ripped...

War and Culture, Pt. 3: The Breaking

The picture here may be stupid, but it actually refers to the classic Marvel “Civil War” comic book crossover arc. And it so happens that there are good reasons for my picking this particular image and theme – quite aside from the fact that I am a...