“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
I go away for a couple of weeks, and look what happens… The world goes straight to Hell. To be fair, though, the Western world, at least, had chosen that course long before I started planning my vacation to Mordor (which was, in general, quite good fun, though...
By the time you are reading this, I will likely be flying somewhere at around 10,000 metres, because humanity still has not invented effective human teleportation, and therefore I am forced to suffer the indignity of blasting through the skies in a pressurised metal...
As I write this, the two delegations from the FUSA and Mordor – er, Russia – are now meeting at a military base outside of Anchorage, Alaska, to sort out peace in our time (supposedly). It has been rather tiring trying to keep up with the news on this...
For most people, Armenia is not an interesting country, simply because it is where the Kardashian clan originated from, and the world has never really forgiven the country for that fact. (Nor, frankly, should it.) But, in reality, Armenia is a beautiful country with a...
The last few weeks have been disappointing, to put it extremely mildly, for those of us who supported Ornj Boi in his third successful bid for the Presidency. And that is something of a surprise, when we realise how far he has come in the past 10 years. We must always...
The backlash against the Epstein cover-up appears to be getting worse, not better, for Donaldus Triumphus – and, honestly, he seems shaken by it. At no point in the past 10 years of following the man, have I ever seen him this hesitant, flaky, and unfocused. And...
Last night and today, we started receiving news that DNI Gabbard had released files showing, supposedly, “proof” of a deep-rooted criminal conspiracy, starting at the very highest levels of the Maladministration of Odumbass the Lightworker, to invalidate the election...
This week was a momentous one, for it saw the shattering, once and for all, of any remaining illusions about Ornj Boi’s second term. We now know for sure that Drumpf is not the God-Emperor of past glory, but is merely a sock-puppet of the Derp State. These are hard...
Today is July 4th, which puts us at – let’s see if I get the MAFF right – the 249th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. That is a special date, for many reasons. Some are personal – for instance, it was the date of my...
It says rather a lot about the state of the world when the best you can say, at the end of the week, is: “thank God the world has not ended yet”. Sadly, that is precisely the position we find ourselves in today. I cannot say that I am in much of a position to offer...
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