“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Repeal the Second Amendment

Longtime readers* will know that I have often, consistently, and vociferously argued that the Second Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America must be defended at any and all cost, because it guarantees all of the other freedoms and powers reserved...

Punching back twice as hard

A few enterprising shitlords have evidently found a wonderful new way to trigger the liberaltards who would dare presume to remove the God-given right of Americans – and all other free peoples – to defend themselves as they see fit. And, my word, it is...

The West needs a lot more “toxic masculinity”

Today is International Women’s Day, at least for a few more hours – and most of the time I could not give even the minutest quantum of a damn about this absurd made-up non-event of a “holiday”. Interestingly, it is taken very seriously in...

Punch soyboys in the face

Anybody want to guess what happens when four soyboys decide to try the manly art of beating the ever-loving shit out of other people? Well… this: Oh dear. To me the most telling moment in that entire episode comes from this one little GIF: As I recall, it was an...

That train wreck over there

Stories like this one serve to reinforce the eternal truth that the only thing worse than an aging harlot, is an aging harlot who wants to tell everyone how many pricks she has taken: During her interview, Pamela revealed that she had kept in contact with Vladimir...

Donate now

No, not to me – worthy though that cause would be – but to this brilliant little campaign to help the Canoeheads up north to man up the sackless wonder that is their Prime Minister: (With – admittedly only half-hearted – apologies to any...

Savage, but true

This is why it is generally not a good idea to annoy Ann Coulter on live television – even if it is a daytime talk show hosted by a (supposed) man of the cloth who, in reality, looks and acts like a sackless Beta: Ms. Coulter certainly did not pull any...

Perfectly logical, really

February 23rd is known as “Defender of the Fatherland Day” in Mother Russia – and I have never understood exactly why the Russkies, who refer to their country by a feminine noun, insist on celebrating a masculine day. But, I will say...

Lawyered

This, right here, is why everyone hates lawyers: Longtime TOP GEAR fans know exactly what spawned this clip, by the way. Back in the day, Jezza & Co. gave the Tesla Model S Roadster a rather poor review – if you look hard enough you can find that...

Can’t Understand Normal Thinking

Ladies (and gents, too) – do you want to know what the biggest problem is with feminism? Yes, I know, the natural response to this would be, “EVERYTHING – next question”. Another valid response would be, “Blimey, where do we even...