“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Genius

Former campaign manager for the God-Emperor goes on Fox News opposite a former DNC senior adviser to debate this whole issue of poor little migrant CHILDREN!!! being ripped away from their parents at the American border. Extreme triggering and gut-busting...

How did I not know about this before?!?

Our beloved Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) has indicated that the time is right for the return of the meme. All I have to say is… how the HELL is it possible that I have never heard of Orcposting before?!? It turns out that there are some absolutely hysterical memes...

Bah, humbug!

Apparently someone famous got married to someone else famous over in the United Kingdom of Used To Be Great, and like all y’all, I just could not be bothered to call it a “royal marriage”, because it isn’t one. Nor can I be bothered in the...

And now for some unabashed misogyny

So it turns out that the camel-humpers over in the sands of Arabia have finally decided to let their women start driving – now, gentlemen, there is no need for such howls of laughter, live and let liHAHAHAHAHA: Saudi women are up in arms over the cost of driving...

Brother knows best

With the pending nuptials of the ginger-haired younger Windsor royal to the Half-Blood Princess coming up, Meghan Markle’s half-brother has penned a rather dire, and probably quite timely, warning to Prince Harry: Dear Prince Harry, It’s not too late, Meghan...

That settles it

Heartiste went and pulled a few side-by-side shots of the First Ladies of America and France from the, er, rear aspect, and I have to say, the caption on the first picture was an absolute howler: #Squats   vs.  #Cardio pic.twitter.com/9quemxhZIj —...

Domain Query: Mansplaining required

Some chick named Alicia Bennett – I am assuming her gender identity based on her profile page – stopped by to leave a comment from a post from over 3 years ago which I thought was worth sharing: Cute and all but, this contest isn’t about beauty 🙂...

What she said

Paul Joseph Watson had a go at beating up on a VICE article that tried to mock conservatives for having a tough time dating in liberaltard big cities, and did so by having a girl who calls herself “Ashton Birdie” as his guest. Now, I think PJW is great...

Severe burn treatment needed

A particularly brutal truth of game is delivered to David Hogg right between the eyes in the most personal way possible by a Twatterer: Also, Roosh is not too far off – Nasim Aghdam really does look like Daryush Valizadeh might without a beard, if you...