“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Oh, Canada…

… why, oh why, did you go and elect such a smug, arrogant, insufferable, stupid, Socialist (but I repeat myself) MORON as your Prime Minister?!? I ask again, how exactly did this clown get elected? Ah. I see. Basically what happened was that a lot more...

Exactly like Stevenage

Did you ever wonder how Europe ended up being such an utter dog’s breakfast in terms of political alliances and associated asshattery? Blame the Treaty of Westphalia: That was from back when English comedy used to be really, really funny. These days,...

The best a manlet can get

I already had a post lined up for today, but the latest attempt by a big company to “get woke” backfired so spectacularly and so brilliantly that I simply had to jump onto that particular bandwagon. Take a look at the new Gillette “We Believe”...

If walls don’t work…

… then why did the Roman Emperor Hadrian order the construction of one? Although Hadrian’s biographer wrote “(Hadrian) was the first to build a wall 80 miles long to separate the Romans from the barbarians”, reasons for the construction of the...

The wizard words of the fake nationalists

Our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) has been on a real tear during his last few Darkstreams, turning multiple sacred cows of both the Left and the legacy Right into cheeseburgers. Here are the relevant live streams, which build one on top of the...

Happy New Year

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things were made through him, and without him was not any thing made that was made. In him was life, and the life was the light of men. The light...

Pie in the media’s face

British comedian Jonathan Pie – a man of the Left if there ever was one – has evidently broken ranks with the rest of the loonies among the Funny People (Lord, forgive me my redundancies) and decided that a smidgen of self-awareness and humility is a Good...

What. The. Actual…

Apparently a pack of complete morons over at Goolag (yes, I know, I’m on Blogger, pot, kettle, etc.) decided to put together a video celebrating the highs of 2018 on the YouTube platform, and… it ended up being, as far as I know, the most disliked video in...

The insidious drug

The man who became perhaps the most successful male porn star in the history of the adult film industry had some very powerful things to say about the true nature of porn: It is important for young men today to understand what porn does to their brains. Porn is a...

The 12-Rule Path of the Crazy Christ

I finished reading the latest release by our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) some time last week, and I have to say that out of all of the books of his that I have read, this one might just be the most polarising yet. That is both inevitable and...