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Friday T&A: Sculder & Mully Edition

Friday T&A: Sculder & Mully Edition

If you haven’t been paying any attention of late – and I would not blame you, given all the crazy stuff happening in the world – there have been some genuinely quite fascinating hearings on the subject of “unidentified flying objects”, as...
Friday T&A: Wages of Woke Edition

Friday T&A: Wages of Woke Edition

If you follow the House of the Devil Mouse and its various travails, you will no doubt be experiencing a SERIOUS schadenboner right about now. (Call a doctor if it DOESN’T last more than 4 hours.) The latest news is, Disney may be putting large parts of itself...
Friday T&A: Gold Standard Edition

Friday T&A: Gold Standard Edition

Aside from the much-ballyhooed Vilnius summit earlier this week, the other big news – which seems to be flying largely under the radar at the moment – is the initiative from the BRICS nations to produce a new gold-backed currency, for international trade...
Friday T&A: Void Wars Edition

Friday T&A: Void Wars Edition

As we approach the NATO summit in Vilnius next week, it is very clear to all but the dimmest of bulbs that the West’s Great Ukraine Project is failing, in horrendous fashion. The videos, photos, and testimonials coming from the front lines in Banderastan...
Friday T&A: Up the Irons Edition

Friday T&A: Up the Irons Edition

This week has been a symbolic one, for a great many reasons. The (Khlearly Khatastrophic) Khreat Khokholite Khumvee Khounteroffensive has gone straight from blitzkrieg to BLYADskrieg in the space of a month, which literally anyone who was actually paying attention,...
Friday T&A: Pink Flamingo Edition

Friday T&A: Pink Flamingo Edition

I had meant to get around to this yesterday – we really should probably start calling this the “Saturday T&A” or “Weekend Totty” section, honestly – but events intervened. Specifically. there appears to be an armed mutiny...
Friday T&A: Heavy Meddle Edition

Friday T&A: Heavy Meddle Edition

This would have gone up sooner, if it were not for the fact that: a) I’m lazy, and b) for some strange reason, the idiots behind JetPack “upgraded” (read: BROKE) their plugin for WordPress, thereby resulting in images not rendering properly. If you...
Friday T&A: Leopard Hunting Edition

Friday T&A: Leopard Hunting Edition

As any fule kno by now – or at least, one who has been paying attention – the much-vaunted German Leopard 2A6 tanks are now burning on the steppes of Ukraine. The Khreat Khokholite Khumvee Khounteroffensive khommenced last Sunday, but so far, it appears to...
Friday T&A: Nunc Est Bibendum Edition

Friday T&A: Nunc Est Bibendum Edition

First things first – yes, I know this one is bloody late. In between enjoying the summer weather – which is GLORIOUS, around these parts – and staring at data cubes until my eyes bleed, as you can see, I haven’t had much time to devote to...
Friday T&A: Powerfool Edition

Friday T&A: Powerfool Edition

If the last 18 months have proven anything to us, it is the truth of Lord Acton’s observation that “power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely”. There is no better demonstration of this than the Fake Administration’s absolutely mad...