“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Don’t you just f-ing love science?

Especially when it confirms what we shitlords have known intuitively for years: It isn’t really that difficult to figure out. Liberalism, as we understand it today anyway, is a fundamentally weak and self-loathing ideology that tells its followers that...

The value of pain

The idea of embracing pain is not a popular one, and with very, very good reason. Pain is shunned by every single living creature, and quite rightly so, because pain indicates that something has gone quite wrong and might potentially interfere with the...

Getting worse by the day, too

A few days after that whole “shithole” kerfuffle- in which, as you may recall, the God-Emperor expressed some uncouth, and unsubstantiated, opinions about certain Third World nations and asked precisely why it was that Americans should have to take in yet...

The Twentieth

Just when you thought that Roger Federer’s impossibly long list of records and achievements could not get any more impressive, he went and won Grand Slam singles title number twenty earlier this morning (by our reckoning): Being the rabid Federer fan that I...

Friday T&A: Bushwhacked Edition

I’ve spent the last few days nose-deep in my e-book copies of the various misadventures of a certain Sheriff’s Deputy within the town of Bugscuffle, Texas, who goes by the name of “Lawdog”. That has gone about how you might expect, really....

Sometimes it is good to be evil

Especially when your theme music goes something like this: Speaking of awesome evil villain theme music- I do not think that we will ever find a finer example of this than The Imperial March. Remember when Darth Vader strode onto the screen in STAR WARS IV: A New...

School daze

Yet again, the blokiest blokes who ever bloked across a stage remind us why they have the greatest jobs in the world: That poor Samuel ChuffFart chap must have the worst life. The only time that I have come across a name more ridiculous than that one dates back...

One hundred forty nine

That is the total number of minutes that it took for the latest FreeStartr campaign created by our Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) to meet its initial goal of $7,500. Two hours, twenty-nine minutes. If the Almighty doesn’t mind pardoning my French here: Holy shit. And...

… And it had better be cooked right!

Courtesy of our friends Heartiste and Gabber @bombbelt: If I ever meet this guy, his money will be no good as far as I am concerned. I’ll buy him drinks anytime he’s in town. This is how you win against feminists- by laughing in their faces. One...

Can’t stand the heat, Cathy?

Then get the hell out of the kitchen, you daft cow: Channel 4 presenter Cathy Newman has been subjected to ‘vicious’ online abuse forcing the news programme to call in security experts, its editor has revealed. The newsreader has received threats and abuse...