“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Holy crap, he’s real

by | Feb 10, 2018 | Uncategorized

A couple of weeks back I posted a clip from TOP GEAR – y’know, back when it was still good, as in, still hosted by the three blokiest blokes ever to bloke across a TV screen – which gave us a few good belly laughs about a chap with the last name...

A word to the faithful

by | Feb 10, 2018 | Christianity, Uncategorized

A number of readers wrote and commented in response to my post last week about how I accidentally-on-purpose wandered into a church – a Catholic one, Sean, in case you were curious, though I have no objection to attending Mass within the house of any real...

In Soviet Russia, troll catch you!

by | Feb 8, 2018 | Uncategorized

Somewhere in the Kremlin, Vladimir Putin is laughing so hard that the Russian Army’s generals are frantically trying to figure out exactly who it is that he intends to kill in truly horrible ways- thanks largely to this latest prank: There are times when our...

To hell with STAR WARS

by | Feb 6, 2018 | Uncategorized

There was a time when I would never, ever have even thought of writing a post with that title. It was not even all that long ago, either- maybe about 5-7 years ago. Since then, however, the wanton abuses and mistreatment of the canon that we have had to endure at the...

Eye bleach needed by the bucket

by | Feb 4, 2018 | Uncategorized

A bunch of fat, ugly, fat, silly, fat, nasty, fat, entitled, and just plain fat feminists (but I repeat myself) decide to create a “feminist fight club” to, um, “smash the patriarchy” and find a way to deal with “muh...

Friday T&A: The Rivalry Edition

by | Feb 3, 2018 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

So there I was last Friday, back home from work and contemplating a cold beer while searching for images of hot babes, as is my wont on such evenings. Perchance I came across a South African ladywho is, in fact, an outright model, posted a few pictures of her as a...

The cure for an all-metal diet

by | Feb 3, 2018 | Uncategorized

Normally I regard techno, disco, and most forms of house music to be little better than noise. There are, however, some exceptions that I am willing to consider- especially when the videos involve cute girls cutting impressive moves. One of them involves an ancient...

Make Wakanda Great Again

by | Feb 1, 2018 | Uncategorized

Admittedly, “MWGA” sounds like part of an Eldritch incantation from some H. P. Lovecraft. (“Ph’nglui mwga’nafh Wa’kanda T’Challa ftaghn”? Anyone? No? Oh well.) Even so, ever since I saw this meme this morning-...