“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

There will be grunts

I hate women’s tennis. I hate it because it is slow, boring, full of unnecessary womanly weeping dramatics and hysterics, and riddled with deeply unfeminine women. As I have pointed out before, former Wimbledon champion and general all-around Dutch shitlord...

Donate now

No, not to me – worthy though that cause would be – but to this brilliant little campaign to help the Canoeheads up north to man up the sackless wonder that is their Prime Minister: (With – admittedly only half-hearted – apologies to any...

Speaking of wolves in the church…

Yep. POWERWOLF. Enough said, really: I really do love these guys. Yes, they are incredibly goofy and silly, and yes, the corpse paint shtick is a bit weird in what is, effectively, a power metal band. But it is undeniably effective. Share this: Share on X (Opens...

The churchian abomination

Readers may be aware that I have started attending church of late. This is not because I am any sort of moral or decent person; it has more to do with a promise that I made several years ago, which I intend to keep. The one thing that stopped me from stepping into a...

Little head vs Escort

So a lonely drug-company executive with no game and serious blue balls decided to go trawling through an “alternative services” site, found a “lady of the night”, paid for her services, and then made the catastrophically stupid decision of...

Savage, but true

This is why it is generally not a good idea to annoy Ann Coulter on live television – even if it is a daytime talk show hosted by a (supposed) man of the cloth who, in reality, looks and acts like a sackless Beta: Ms. Coulter certainly did not pull any...

Friday T&A: Doppelthoter edition

I know we say this every week, but this week… seriously, thank God it’s Friday. It has been a long and in some ways quite brutal week, for both personal and professional reasons. But, once again, we come to everyone’s favourite part of the blog,...

Perfectly logical, really

February 23rd is known as “Defender of the Fatherland Day” in Mother Russia – and I have never understood exactly why the Russkies, who refer to their country by a feminine noun, insist on celebrating a masculine day. But, I will say...

Elitist Thought Patterns

Dr. Victor Davis Hanson’s presentation at the Young Americas Foundation last year yielded some very useful insights into the way that the globalist elites in the Western nations think and act: Dr. Hanson’s descriptions are spot-on and dovetail perfectly...

When white elephants fly

It is time to switch gears somewhat today and take a look at a really big plane. No, I have not gone mad. (Well, no more so than usual, I suppose.) I bring this up because the European-made, European-built superjumbo is, in my opinion, going to go down in history as a...