“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Mr. Bean’s guide to dating

Posting has been light this week as I have been traveling in Russia. I was in Moscow on Saturday, then took a fast train to St. Petersburg yesterday, and spent the entire day just walking around the city. Pictures shall of course follow in due time, once I’m...

Friday T&A: Polskie rakiety Edition

Evidently last week’s installment in this most beloved and excellent series of posts was very well received. Seeing as how I am nothing if not accommodating of the preferences and requests of my readers, I figured I ought to do the right and just thing and...

Yep

Whoever came up with this perfectly explained metaphor for the fundamental difference between male and female sex drives, I want to buy him (and it is certainly a dude) a beer: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)...

For those who ventured into the howling dark…

June 6th, 1944, is a day that the Western nations hold sacred – or at least, those of them with the good sense and wit to remember what it stands for – and with very good reason. Seventy-four years ago today, over a million men stormed the beaches of...

Liberaltard bubble-tea

Among the globalist and liberal elites who presume to govern this country, and by extension you and me, there is a joke that goes something like this: Three surgeons are debating among themselves who is the best. The first surgeon starts off by telling his colleagues,...

Dynamite the hugboxes

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. – The Apostle Paul, 1 Corinthians 13:11, The Holy Bible (King James Version) I have only vaguely heard the name...

Of course it is

Some people out there would like you to believe that protein shakes are bad for you. (Those people usually – but not always – have no idea how to lift proper weights, either.) To such people, I say, WATCH THIS: A post shared by gymfuckery™ (@gymfuckery) on...

Funny racist bastards

I am not from Africa, so I am not sure just how “clued-in” the following clip is to the sense of humour that is prevalent in South Africa itself, but I have to say, the accents are not too shabby: And, yes, the actresses in that clip are not in fact South...

Friday T&A: Blatant Ripoff Edition

As you may know, my buddy Last Redoubt and I have an ongoing friendly competition of sorts to see who can come up with the best series of pictures of gorgeous women every Friday. We share some of our readers – which is actually perfectly acceptable and normal...