“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Racist but funny

Some of you connoisseurs of great British comedy may remember a show called Goodness Gracious Me, which used to air on the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation’s radio and eventually television stations from 1996 to 2001 – about two years on the radio and...

General Sherman was right

General William Tecumseh Sherman is not usually someone that I particularly like to quote. His March to the Sea basically broke the back of the Confederacy by inflicting appalling brutality upon the population of Georgia, leaving a swathe of destruction some 60 miles...

The Stranger by Rudyard Kipling

The Stranger within my gate, He may be true or kind, But he does not talk my talk — I cannot feel his mind. I see the face and the eyes and the mouth, But not the soul behind. The men of my own stock They may do ill or well, But they tell the lies I am wonted to. They...

Monday morning sensitivity training

Oh firetruck, it’s Monday. Given this abysmally horrid fact, I should in all fairness point out that my Monday is actually going pretty well. You see, I’m not in a heathen country anymore, at least not for a little while. I am actually back in...

Your lens, your choice

Earlier today I was checking up on Noam Chomsky’s biography to ensure that my information for the upcoming second post in a series is correct. I have 3 different browsers installed on my Linux machine – Pale Moon for most of what I do under my real...

Payback is a bitch

And her name is Savannah Sprague, apparently: so my little sister got in a fight tonight and i don’t think i’ve ever been more proud 😂😂 with her phone in her hand & everything lmao THATS MY MF SISTER LETS GOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/8Bpxc30d0Z — sierra sprague...

The tower of voices

Seventeen years. It has been 17 years since the day that those Islamist rat-bastards flew those jetliners into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon. Seventeen years since the day that over 3,000 Americans died – blasted, incinerated, crushed, smashed, ripped...

Monday morning quarterback carnage

FMIM. Fortunately, it could always be worse. After all, you could be walking into your office and sitting down at a desk in Nike’s brand management or advertising departments. I’m sure everyone has seen by now that Nike decided to put liberal martyr (in...