“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning racist red men

It is a Law of Nature that Mondays just plain suck. We all know it, and we all have to find our own way to deal with it. Or, you could just let your old pal the Didact help you out. What I do here is a true public service, after all. And in this case, let’s get...

A mathematical target for TE(p)NS

Our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) put up a Darkstream (delayed slightly and intermittently interrupted by very irritating technical issues), in which he explained why the current Theory of Evolution by (Probably) Natural Selection, Biological Mutation,...

Friday T&A: Realitard TV Edition

Thank God it’s Friday. It’s been a tough week for yours truly, for many reasons, but things are about to get a bit better soon. Tonight, I’m on my way out to Singapore for a few days to do some work, catch up with some old friends, and –...

The Separation by Henry Lawson

We knew too little of the world, And you and I were good— ’Twas paltry things that wrecked our lives As well I knew they would. The people said our love was dead, But how were they to know? Ah! had we loved each other less We’d not have quarrelled so. We knew too...

Happy made-up stupid fake holiday

Ugh. Valentine’s Day. The most useless of all of the fake holidays in the world. The one day that turns love into a massive marketing and sales exercise. So let’s celebrate it properly: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook...

The Supreme Dark Lord’s 12 Rules for Life

Our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH), Voxemort the Malevolent, author of the bestselling exploration of the personal philosophy and works of one Prof. Jordan B. Peterson, drew up his set of 12 rules for life, back in late November last year, that he...

Now that’s what I call a parade!

We shitlords have been calling Donald Trump the God-Emperor for nigh-on four years now, and with very, very good reason. It is a meme with two meanings, if you know your sci-fi canons. The first has to do with the WARHAMMER 40,000 sci-fi tabletop wargaming...

Monday morning haemorrhoid ointment

I’ll bet $20 that you didn’t expect to start your Monday by looking at a headline like that, eh? Today, though, it’s quite appropriate, because I finally got around to checking out our friend Terrence Popp’s EPIC breakdown of Jeff...

Well, this is embarrassing

It would appear that, after less than 72 hours in public Beta 1.0 mode, SocialGalactic is now shutting down, permanently – at least, in its current form: This is hardly the first time one of our projects has taken an unanticipated curve, but even so, I’m...

SocialGalactic is live

Our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) has made a BIG announcement opening up a new front in the ongoing war to retake Western culture: That’s right, boys: the Hard Right now has a genuine alternative to Twatter. And so, too, does everyone else –...