“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Of COURSE the Chief would win

I mean, I’m surprised there was even any question about this: All respect to Captain America. He’s a badass. But when it comes to badassitude, the Master Chief not only broke the mould, he broke the scale. (Literally. Dude weighs 1,000lbs in full...

This is your brain on feminism

In which an all-but-self-confessed Beta male calls for feminism to “re-brand” itself so as to get more blokes on-side: My name is Martin and I hate the word “feminism”. I’ve been waiting the best part of 20 years to make that dark confession, and, by God,...

Now THAT is a hypercar

The new Ferrari FXX K is… quite something. As the author of this review very amusingly points out, the marketing bods at Fezza probably put in that space between the “FXX” and “K” in order to ensure that the car’s name...

Viva #Gamergate!

Andrew Klavan nails it with this one: #Gamergate is not simply about putting power back in the hands of gamers, where it belongs. It is the latest front in a culture war that dates back at least 50 years. And as I’ve said before, we are winning this war. We...

Enoch Powell on multiculturalism

On April 20, 1968, a British Conservative Party politician named Enoch Powell addressed the General Meeting of the West Midlands Area Conservative Political Centre. He stood up and proceeded to unleash a right barnburner of a speech, in which he warned of a cultural...

Rust in peace, MEGADETH…

Something is plainly going very wrong in the MEGADETH camp (again). First their drummer quits- then, within hours of that, their lead guitarist quits. All we need now is for Junior to quit and, well, it’ll just be Dave Mustaine left (again). Now don’t get...

Vibrant Vikings

Tolerance and diversity only seem to work in one direction with most people- as amply demonstrated by an employer who rejected a Christian applicant for a job opening with his firm based entirely on his views about her religion: A recent graduate from a Canadian...

Rainbow Rising

Ronnie James Dio. Ritchie Blackmore. Jimmy Bain. Cozy Powell. Tony Carey. And the song “Stargazer”. This was, and is, quite simply one of the GREATEST rock albums OF ALL TIME. About the only thing I’ve ever heard that comes anywhere close to the...

And now for something completely stupid

Supermodels in absurdly expensive bras. Need I say more? There are lots more where those came from. And if you have to ask me what the point is of all this, I’m going to ask you to check your pants to see if there’s anything down there. Share this:...

Spirit of Spartans

Now this is what I call an epic workout: Of course, it’s still not nearly as badass as the original which inspired it: 300, by the way, is one of my favourite movies of all time. It’s unapologetically non-PC, deeply offensive when viewed through certain...