“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

“Dating is tiring”, she says…

WYB? Thing is, though, I’m not exactly inclined to disagree with this lady’s rather frankly expressed sentiments:  The New Rules of Sex is part of the current zeitgeist for sex-saturated books that took off with the global blockbuster Fifty...

If SJWs get their way

This is what RPG games will look like in future: “Elder Scrolls VI: War of Social Justice”, anyone? Credit to Will Shetterly of Social Justice Warriors: Do Not Engage for this one. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in...

The crazy gun lovers of Texas

… are bloody well on to something: I’ve been to Texas a few times- although I imagine that, as far as most Texans are concerned, Houston is probably a few steps from Sodom down the list of places condemned by God. (I’m not saying it’s a...

“I’M the real victim here!”

Sorry boys, I couldn’t find a picture of Ivy Valentine’s titanic tits with the #Gamergate logo on them… I’ll try to do better next time “Oh please please PLEASE you have to believe me!”: Almost every day, for the past six months,...

John C. Wright on blue sci-fi

To quote in full: The social commentary involved in stories where a brawny space-privateer in a torn shirt and broken power-armor is firing a vehicle-mounted automatic weapon one-handed upon an undead but rampaging vampire-lord Tyrannosaurus Rex thundering down the...

A worse love story than Twilight

If such a thing could even possibly exist, this might be a contender: (h/t Elgintensity) This reminds me of what happened last Friday night when I was doing my heavy powerlifting workout. These two really rather fetching young ladies walked in- a blonde and a...

Poetic justice

Ironic, ain’t it? I know we’re supposed to be charitable and compassionate and all that, but there are times when schadenfreude is just too delicious to pass up. Like, say, when a church manages to solve its Gay Mafia problem by using the results of...

Frozen fans are sick bastards

Well, at least they are when they start writing fan fiction. Honestly, I don’t know whether to laugh my head off or be violently ill. (I think this is safe for work- I didn’t watch it past the first few minutes, it was that ridiculous. Just please,...

Don’t cut your damn hair – pageant edition

Much props to our friends at Return of Kings So apparently there are these things called “beauty pageants” that are held every year, in which very pretty young women flounce around in bikinis and other outfits and are judged to be worthy of being called...