“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

50 Shades of Good

Well, actually, just 9. All Batman-style, though, so that helps. Click to enlarge And as for the man eating ice cream- if you had to constantly save a society from itself every day, especially a society that considers mommy porn to be high art, wouldn’t you...

How NOT to do pushups

A man in a dress Michelle Obama shows up at a short-haired lesbian’s talk show and proceeds to demonstrate exactly why she should simply STFU about nutrition and health: Bad Pushups are Un-American by InfiniteElgintensity I have to admit, the first time I...

The “eff you” fund

Prof. Ian Ironwood, Esq. The single most important concept you’ll ever find in the Androsphere is, and has always been, the importance of independence. Beneath all of the window dressing and jargon and masculine advice, blogs like this one exist to promote the...

The red horseman rides

My centre is yielding. My right is retreating. Situation excellent. I will attack. — Attributed to Marshall Ferdinand Foch, commander of the French Ninth Army, First Battle of the Marne, 1914 “The Third Hellrider Came, Teaching Brothers to Kill Brother...

The Hawkwind Medley

Question: What happens when you get a ridiculously tall musical genius in the same room as one of his greatest idols, Dave Brock from psychedelic sci-fi rock band HAWKWIND? Answer: A medley of the greatest songs HAWKWIND ever made over something like 40 years, given...

Three good reasons to study muay thai

Buakaw Por Pramuk. Multiple muay thai world champion. EPIC badass. The absolute worst thing about serving out my time living and working on assignment here in the UK is that I had to leave my Krav Maga school and its people behind. I love Krav Maga. I got to...

Reaxxion column

Puts things into perspective, doesn’t it? I’m pleased to be able to announce that I’ve been given the opportunity to become a weekly columnist for Reaxxion, appearing on Wednesdays. Originally started by Roosh as a direct response to the abuse and...

The girl who cried “rape”

Surprise Buttsecks: Lying Mattress Girl Edition Looks like Emma Sulkowicz’s experience with her surprise back-door caller wasn’t quite so surprising- and she wasn’t quite as broken up about it as she would like us to believe: Emma Sulkowicz, the...

Guess the ethnicity

London: Somalia Edition An American comes to London, gets the crap beaten out of him in Shadwell, and surprisingly, the newspapers aren’t shying away from pointing out exactly what ethnic background his attackers come from: A group of men who threw 40 kicks and...

Photobama

The Presidential Seal photobombs the biggest idiot to stand in front of it since Jimmy Carter: Nothing says “gravitas” like two horns sticking out of your head The man is a moron and a narcissist- and like all dumb narcissists, he cannot bear to be laughed...