“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

“First Kill”

The Vikings are BACK! Hel’s Teeth, that was positively BRUTAL. By Thor’s Hammer, this sounds like it is going to be a positively AWESOME album. I cannot wait to hear it. The last four albums have featured a sound that can only be adequately described...

The other white meat

At least some people in Denmark still have their heads screwed on correctly, and recognise that not only is bacon good for you- which everyone but Jews and Muslims KNOWS to be true for a FACT- but it is also works very well as orc repellent: A Danish...

Snowpocalypse 3: The Emblizzarding

Anthropogenic global warming climate change has barreled into the Eastern Seaboard with a vengeance today: The East Coast is battling ‘life-threatening blizzard conditions’ today as one of the most powerful winter storms in living memory...

F.O.A.D.

You know what the acronym means. And it is the only possible response to demands from a “Muslim advocacy group” called MuslimStern that Germans ban alcohol in order to help their little brown brothers from North Africa and the Levant integrate better...

KILL! MAIM! BURN!

Fellow Vile Faceless Minion #6306 has raised the battle flag for us as the Hugo Awards approach: Woe to you, trufen and CHORFs, pedophiles! For you wear a tuxedo one night a year, but inside are full of greed, cruelty and self-indulgence.You blind Toad! First clean...

13 Hours

The words “A Michael Bay Film” do not generally conjure up images of white-knuckle drama and powerful, deeply emotional storytelling. When Michael Bay releases a new film, it’s generally assumed that the new movie will essentially be the result of an...

Mindset and victory

The buildup to the headlining event at UFC 194, the Mcgregor-Aldo fight to unify the featherweight belt, was unlike just about anything else that I’ve ever seen in MMA- or in just about any other sport. The only comparison point that I have is probably the 2008...

Here comes SINBREED

Their third album should be released soon- and based on the early evidence, it’s going to be another absolute barnstormer: The raw, “gritty” vocals of Herbie Langhans might be a bit of an acquired taste, I’ll admit. But I quite like it. If you...

Poor kid

To steal a quote from our good friend the Captain, “we don’t need to stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiking fathers!”: Spurred on by the profound regret of an older friend who’d searched high and low for the perfect father only to run out of time, I decided to...

Even atheists can learn

Too bad they only ever learn the hard way. Evidently it took a clue-bat, along with several thousand killed every single year by Islamists globally, before one Prof. Richard Dawkins was able to bring himself to admit what some of us former atheists already...