“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Drunken Scottish pirate metal

See, this is why you DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, EVER give a Scotsman the keys to the liquor cabinet: This isn’t, if I’m honest, ALESTORM’s best song- I maintain that is still “Death Throes of the Terrorsquid”, with...

Skynet wants to kill us all

Who ever would have thought that the Terminator series would actually have something useful to tell us about the future? Researchers have seen hundreds of children’s books through the eyes of an AI – and it was a nightmare. The team trained a deep learning...

Always observe proper form

Our friendly neighbourhood Gentleman Adventurer had a rather good point to make about the fact that, if women don’t want to get face-fisted, then they need to learn how take on a little personal responsibility: Growing up as boys we were taught not to hit girls,...

Liberty or death

Seeing as how it’s tax season yet again, I figured it might be useful to remind everyone exactly why America fought a war of independence against the Motherland. Americans fought against taxation without representation. (Yes, I know, there was rather more to it...

Querying the Domain: Fashion advice for shitlords

If you’re anything like me (which is to say, an aspiring shitlord at minimum), then you have been enjoying the hell out of watching the antifags getting their asses kicked and their faces punched in by the Maul-Right’s legions. But, say you’re...

Hail to the hammer

I realise that it is probably rather churlish and distinctly against the Christian spirit of tolerance and forgiveness during the seasons of Lent and Easter to say that I enjoy watching antifags and leftists getting the snot beaten out of them by the mighty...

When the dishwasher breaks…

Just make sure you get her a nice big hot cup of Black Rifle coffee so that she can get her butt out of bed and do her job: I mean, yeah, she might get pissed at the fact that you just called her by the name of a major appliance, but, really, that’s how we men...

Christ is Risen

Jesus Has Risen 24 On the first day of the week, very early in the morning, the women took the spices they had prepared and went to the tomb. 2 They found the stone rolled away from the tomb, 3 but when they entered, they did not find the body of the...

When a civilisation deserves to die

We have known for some time now that the Scandinavian nations are plunging headfirst into the abyss, selling out their once-proud and highly masculine culture, their ancient heritage, and their people. They have imported tens of thousands of barbarians- there is no...