“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The glorious burden

Father’s Day is, in my opinion, simultaneously the silliest and most important “fake holiday” that humanity has ever created. In one sense, marking an arbitrary day in any calendar as specially designated for “fathers” is quite...

Rebel Yell

Yes, I know, it’s stupidly cheesy and retro, but Billy Idol’s classic anthem really hasn’t aged too badly considering that it was recorded some 34 years ago. Hell, the song is older than me. Of course, as with any cheesy synth-rock anthem from the...

Friday T&A: Tag team Edition

Friend, reader, and fellow epic shitlord LastRedoubt is travelling today, so he asked me to spread the news of his usual Girl Friday posting once it was up. You can of course find it right here. However, there was a possibility that he would not be able to perform...

What she said

A young, and very fetching, Polish lady tells it like it is: This is exactly the sort of thing that I wish I could hear coming from the mouths of young American and English women. But, rest assured, this is exactly what such women will be saying- just give it a...

Even feminists can learn

Cassie Jaye, the (formerly) feminist documentary filmmaker behind The Red Pill, underwent a rather interesting transformation during the process of filming her latest project. Sceptical as I tend to be about women who claim to be “awakened” from the...

Shredfest

Nothing serious this morning, I’m simply in the mood for some epic guitar heroics- starting with: I first got introduced to IMPELLITTERI at the tender age of, like, 15 by the friend who turned me into a metalhead. I’ve never forgotten that feeling of being...

Friday T&A: Hot for teacher Edition

Summer is very nearly upon us, and school is out for the duration, which means lots of little rugrats running around and turning their parents’ lives upside down. Now obviously this is no bad thing from the point of view of most young boys these days; most...

Give your woman regular injections

Remember how, a couple of weeks ago, I pointed out that it is in fact possible to turn even the craziest female SJWs at least slightly around and make them see sense again? As I said back then, there are several reasons why an obnoxiously stupid screeching harpy of an...

Go long on posthole diggers

We have it on good authority that the Grand Strategikon, Inquisitor Magus, and Excruciator Majoris of the Evil Legion of Evil might just be replacing Rience Priebus as White House Chief of Staff: Anonymous high ranking officials with access to deeply classified...