“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Beating them like unwanted stepchildren

From the perspective of a shitlord, it is extremely difficult to figure out what the best part is of the unfolding CNN “very fake news” catastrophe. (Catastrophic, of course, for them, not for us.) Maybe it is the fact that we now have absolutely...

The talkative introvert

Lately I’ve been getting some interesting feedback from someone that I spend a fair amount of time talking to, for various reasons. Typically what will happen is that she will ask me about something related to politics, history, travel, economics, current...

Mighty Wings

Look, I know that TOP GUN is, by far, the single gayest non-gay movie ever made, but you cannot deny that it has a truly epic soundtrack. This is the film that made both Tom Cruise and Kenny Loggins into bona fide superstars. It is in many ways a...

Blasphemy!!!

Whoever decided to take one of the greatest IRON MAIDEN anthems ever written- which is therefore, by definition, one of the greatest songs ever written and performed, by any band, ever- with one of Michael Jackson’s biggest hits, is crazier than a...

A myth in need of busting

I was shooting the shit with this woman that I’ve come to know well over the last 10 months or so via text messages the other day. She’s Eastern European, over 30, and still quite lovely despite the fact that I can see from her Facebook photos (the ones...

Only a matter of time

At this point, the advent of what friend and fellow alt-Right shitlord Julian Langness rightly calls European civil war is a given. It’s simply a matter of when, not if: The 14-Century war between Islam and the West never stopped. It never went away. It simply...

The return of the Stepford Wives

Have you ever read any of Ira Levin’s books? I remember reading The Boys from Brazil sometime back when I was, oh, maybe 16 or 17, something like that. I was much struck by just how well the author managed to blend together elements of horror, suspense, mystery,...

The plea falls on deaf ears

In light of the recent attack by a white man against Moose Limbs this time- which is quite the inversion from the usual order of events, of course- even normally sensible folks like Katie Hopkins are calling for restraint and dialogue: I worry because in the...

The picture says it all

In case anyone has ever been under any doubt as to where Little Marco stands within the socio-sexual hierarchy, we now have the perfect visual evidence to analyse: The original analysis argued that Li’l Marco was very much a Beta: socio-sexually successful, but...