“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The greatest idea in the history of sport

The greatest idea in the history of sport

Gentlemen! Have you ever found yourself watching a real man’s game – like, say, rugby – and thought, “y’know what, this would be even more interesting if it involved men dressed in full plate armour, fighting one-on-one, with mediaeval...
A quiet restoration of normality

A quiet restoration of normality

I had meant to write up this poast halfway through the month, but never got around to it, because reasons. Now that we are almost all the way through June, though, I think it is worth highlighting an interesting and odd development in the ongoing culture wars. Perhaps...
ALMOST worth the wait

ALMOST worth the wait

Most of you probably have no idea what Midnight’s War is, unless you have been following the efforts of Our Beloved And Dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Voxemort the Most Malevolent and Terrible to upend the apple-cart of the comic books industry. The first major...
Humanity failed a giant IQ test

Humanity failed a giant IQ test

Recall how, a couple of weeks ago, I wrote about the withdrawal of the AstraZeneca poison death shot from the global market, and how this goes a long way toward proving the contention held by many of us purebloods that the not-vaxxes are far more dangerous than anyone...
Cash is freedom

Cash is freedom

If you live in a Western country, you will be under relentless and remorseless pressure to switch away from currency, toward cashless and even contactless methods of payment. In Australia, for instance, the banks are actively colluding to make it nearly impossible to...
We were right about the poison death shots

We were right about the poison death shots

Earlier this month, we saw the announcement that AstraZeneca had withdrawn their adenovirus-vector Convid not-vaxx. The technical name for it is “AZD1222”, or “ChAdOx1 nCoV-19” – try saying that five times fast – but the rest of us...
The Empire was right

The Empire was right

I first started watching STAR WARS seriously as a teenager, and got to be an avid fan of the series, for many years. Throughout the 1990s and 2000s, I consumed vast amounts of the Expanded Universe lore – right up until the point where LucasArts released the...
Sorry, we’re fresh out of Turducken

Sorry, we’re fresh out of Turducken

About a year ago, I wrote a poast about the catastrophic levels of readiness – or lack thereof – of the American F-35 SOOPER DOOPER AWESUMSAUCE AMAZEBALLS!!!! all-singing, all-dancing wunderwaffe. For the very, VERY few who do not know what this colossal shitheap and...
The Didact converts to the Religion of Peace

The Didact converts to the Religion of Peace

My friends, after many years of disparaging the real revelation of the true god, I came to the conclusion last night that I have been following entirely the wrong course. You see, it so happened that I went to sleep in something one might best describe as a cave last...
Royal flushed

Royal flushed

There has been quite a lot of hoopla about Princess Catherine of Wales in PommieBastardLande, who has apparently gone missing and been replaced by a not-very-convincing series of body doubles. The whole fracas started when the future Queen went in for abdominal...