“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Maxed out

Maxed out

The Boeing 737 MAX is back in the news, for all the wrong reasons, after Alaska Airlines AS1282 suffered a very serious hull breach, with part of the fuselage literally blowing out in mid-flight: The angels were looking out for the people on this flight, no question....
The Party Post 2023

The Party Post 2023

Happy 2024, everyone! Let us look forward to another year of great poasts, beautiful women, and (hopefully) a slightly less insane set of circumstances – though, to be honest, that is probably too much to hope for at this point in time. Nonetheless, wherever you...
If you put crap into a sausage machine…

If you put crap into a sausage machine…

I realise I am quite late to the party here, but the (relatively) recent publication of two long-form articles in The Washington Compost is worth examining a little. These days, the ONLY good reason to read The Jeff Bezos Blog is to get an understanding of what Clown...
Clown World has gone full ICP

Clown World has gone full ICP

Those of a certain age may remember a “musical act” called “Insane Clown Posse”, whose fans were basically asshats calling themselves “Juggalos”. They were like Slipknot fans, but without even that extremely low level of class or...
The Mandrake Project

The Mandrake Project

This is the news fans of Bruce “The Dyslexic Voice of Dog” Dickinson’s solo work have been waiting, no joke, TWENTY YEARS to see. He will release his first solo album since Tyranny of Souls early next year, and will go on tour with his solo band as...
The Putin Plan for Banderastan

The Putin Plan for Banderastan

The news coming out of Banderastan gets worse by the day – at least, if you are Ukrainian. If you have the sense God gave a honey badger – and you have been reading “dissident” sites (like, say, this one) – then you have known for quite a...
People in a fowl mood talking turkey

People in a fowl mood talking turkey

Today is National Overeating Day in the (Former) United States of America, the one day of the year when you can gather your whole family around and have a pitched battle – not over politics, religion, or vaccine status, but over who gets the turkey drumstick. It...
Zelya in the bunker

Zelya in the bunker

The raft of recent articles emerging from various Western (((whore-media)))))))))))) outlets, like SLIME Magazine and The Cuckonomist, are yet more confirmation, if one actually needed it, of just how badly things are going for Bellendsky the coke-fiend. The full...
Happy HELLOWEEN 2023

Happy HELLOWEEN 2023

It is that time of year again, when the rest of the (Western) world celebrates October 31st with people dressing up like idiots and going to wild parties, while I celebrate by playing the music of the true granddaddies of European power metal: They did rather more...
This is your brain on MAFF

This is your brain on MAFF

As Grandpa Grumpuss pointed out in a recent poast of his, MAFF can get PRETTY DAMN WEIRD at times. He went out there on TEH INNARWEBZ and found a video of a maths professor talking about the hardest class in the subject he had ever taken. And, if you watch the video...