“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Taking the Queen

Taking the Queen

Doff your caps and stand to attention, gentlemen. The Queen of the Nurburgring has passed away from cancer: Top Gear’s Sabine Schmitz has died aged 51 after a three-year battle with cancer. he German known as the ‘Queen of the Nürburgring’...
The never-ending constant

The never-ending constant

Happy Pi Day, everyone. I’m going to, uh, “celebrate” by having some Russian gingerbread – пряник, as it is known. That stuff is freakin’ delicious. I just wish I could find a way to procure some here in PommieBastardLande. Exports from...
So about those Kung Flu tests…

So about those Kung Flu tests…

Our good friend Dawn Pine sent me this video last week. I originally intended to put it into yesterday’s Great Mondaydact Browser Mulcher – which, trust me, is a HIGHLY apt description, given what those posts do to my Chromium memory usage – but...
Show us your Bobas

Show us your Bobas

So Gina “Crush” Carano sat down with the Littlest Chickenhawk, Benny Shapiru, to talk about the lessons that she learned from her firing by the Devil Mouse. Despite the fact that a Neo-Palestinian Gamma is interviewing her, the actual interview itself is...
The 3,000th

The 3,000th

Clearly I wasn’t paying attention to my post numbers, but it just so happened that my post about how taking the ticket will cost you your soul, was also my three thousandth. I have to say, that strikes me as highly fitting somehow. Three thousand posts written...
The first passengers for Pinochet Airways

The first passengers for Pinochet Airways

As we all know by now, His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, the Chaddest of Chads, may the Lord bless him and...
Never back down

Never back down

(Note: The following post is based around an email that I sent my mailing list subscribers yesterday night on the back of the news about Gina Carano’s firing from Devil Mouse Wars. If you haven’t subscribed to the mailing list yet, sign up here.) As I...
Execute Order 66

Execute Order 66

Most of you have no doubt heard the news by now that GIna “Crush” Carano, former Strikeforce women’s Lightweight division champion and sometime actress, has been fired by the Devil Mouse for something or other that she Twatted. (Pun intended.) Pretty...
Guest Post: Living with COVID  by The Male Brain

Guest Post: Living with COVID by The Male Brain

Our good friend The Male Brain is back with a translation of a long article by an Israeli Big Brain. Following on from a similar post last year, wherein Dawn Pine translated a blog post from Dr. Roey Tzezana, Dawn has translated a new blog post from the same guy. This...
Imitation is the highest form of flattery

Imitation is the highest form of flattery

So there I was, beavering away at a rather tedious spreadsheet containing a whole bunch of business proposals, listening to an epic collection of power metal, when a track that sounded like AN ABSOLUTE DEAD RINGER for a RUNNING WILD choon popped into the queue. The...