“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
A very great deal of ink has been spilled about the latest round of stupidity from Harry and the Half-Blood Princess. Quite a few genuinely hilarious memes have come out of it all too. You saw many of them in a recent Great Mondaydact Browser Crusher. I have no...
Sometimes, even the lying scum among the presstitutes can sort of tell the truth. the largest tabloid toilet-paper substitute in PommieBastardLande produced a comprehensive report showing the true cost of the Kung Flu lockdowns in that country. And, as the headline...
Doff your caps and stand to attention, gentlemen. The Queen of the Nurburgring has passed away from cancer: Top Gear’s Sabine Schmitz has died aged 51 after a three-year battle with cancer. he German known as the ‘Queen of the Nürburgring’...
Happy Pi Day, everyone. I’m going to, uh, “celebrate” by having some Russian gingerbread – пряник, as it is known. That stuff is freakin’ delicious. I just wish I could find a way to procure some here in PommieBastardLande. Exports from...
Our good friend Dawn Pine sent me this video last week. I originally intended to put it into yesterday’s Great Mondaydact Browser Mulcher – which, trust me, is a HIGHLY apt description, given what those posts do to my Chromium memory usage – but...
So Gina “Crush” Carano sat down with the Littlest Chickenhawk, Benny Shapiru, to talk about the lessons that she learned from her firing by the Devil Mouse. Despite the fact that a Neo-Palestinian Gamma is interviewing her, the actual interview itself is...
Clearly I wasn’t paying attention to my post numbers, but it just so happened that my post about how taking the ticket will cost you your soul, was also my three thousandth. I have to say, that strikes me as highly fitting somehow. Three thousand posts written...
As we all know by now, His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, the Chaddest of Chads, may the Lord bless him and...
(Note: The following post is based around an email that I sent my mailing list subscribers yesterday night on the back of the news about Gina Carano’s firing from Devil Mouse Wars. If you haven’t subscribed to the mailing list yet, sign up here.) As I...
Most of you have no doubt heard the news by now that GIna “Crush” Carano, former Strikeforce women’s Lightweight division champion and sometime actress, has been fired by the Devil Mouse for something or other that she Twatted. (Pun intended.) Pretty...
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