“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

You can’t buy fighting spirit

You can’t buy fighting spirit

Remember what I wrote earlier about how the US military cannot win wars? That is because the US military is fundamentally unserious about the subject of warfighting. To demonstrate this problem, let us observe military recruiting ads from three different powers...
Martial farts

Martial farts

Good ol’ Sensei Seth decided to poke fun at the various martial arts styles and show us what would happen if you put them all in the same room together: He was so successful with this that he decided to include a few of the “newer” arts in a...
Marriage.exe has suffered a fatal error

Marriage.exe has suffered a fatal error

No doubt all of you have heard by now that Bill Gates, the evil overlord of the EEEEEEEVIL empire of Microsoft, is getting divorced. Given that this is BILL FREAKIN’ GATES that we’re talking about – pretty much the third or fourth richest man in the...
It used to be great

It used to be great

Seeing as how it’s “Star Wars Day” – the biggest fake holiday after Kwanzaa – it’s probably worth taking a moment to remember back when STAR WARS USED to be truly amazing: The Devil Mouse has managed to do the utterly IMPOSSIBLE: It...
Big lizard and big monkey go BOOM

Big lizard and big monkey go BOOM

Back when Warner Bros. dropped the Godzilla vs Kong film trailer on YooToobz, I reacted with a snort of derision. It seemed to be too stupid for words – a really big dumb loud monster flick that made even Godzilla: King of the Monsters look sensible and sane by...
Just… WOW

Just… WOW

Feast your eyes upon the magnificence, the glory, the brilliance, of that cover artwork, lads. That is going to be the cover of the next POWERWOLF album. And it looks SUPER F***ING AMAZEBALLS. As Longtime Readers know quite well by now, when it comes to POWERWOLF, I...
Doff your caps, gentlemen

Doff your caps, gentlemen

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh and consort to Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, often known for his acerbic and quick-witted and extremely politically incorrect comments on every subject under the Sun, is dead: The Queen today announced with ‘deep sorrow’...
About as epic as it gets

About as epic as it gets

So there’s a new HELLOWEEN album dropping later this year, and they just released the first single from it – a 7-minute sprawling epic called “Skyfall” that, quite hilariously, references MEGADETH and pays great tribute to the...
Didactic Mind is getting a memory wipe

Didactic Mind is getting a memory wipe

After more than 8 years of writing, plenty of terrific articles, lots of seriously HAWT chicks, and some epic moments on this ‘ere very ‘eavy, very ‘umble site full of rants and tumbleweeds, I am sorry to say that we must part ways, you and I. You...
The one little detail you musn’t notice

The one little detail you musn’t notice

The never-to-be-sufficiently-cursed whorenalists and presstitutes of the traitorous (((media))))))) have spilled a great deal of ink, and even more crocodile-tears, over the attacks on Asians in multiple US cities over the past few weeks. The narrative that the...