Well, it’s that time of year again – where kids wander from house to house dressed up in adorable costumes to beg for candy, and where adults get dressed up in genuinely absurd costumes to ask for… well, a very different kind of candy, especially when it comes to the women. After all, in certain neighbourhoods in the USA (and in Limeyland, for that matter), if you go around them saying “trick ‘r’ treat”, you will likely end up with a stripper named Candy:
These parties aren’t all bad – I happen to have some familiarity with the way that Russian girls do Halloween-themed bashes, and trust me when I say, they KNOW how to have fun without being overly slutty. Be that as it may, since it is Sunday, and the day that the clocks all turned back (again, if you live in HeathenRebelYankeeland, or in PommieBastardLande), most people have gotten their Halloween hangovers out of the way:
For the rest of us, who know how to stay off the sauce and enjoy good music instead, here’s some:
In case you’re wondering why heavy metal is awesome, here’s a really-for-real classically trained vocal coach explaining why the three legendary singers from HELLOWEEN are so great:
Right, stay safe, don’t get drunk, and if you’re a perky teenage girl with a nice rack, blonde hair, and a more-or-less room temperature IQ, try your best not to get killed when making out with your boyfriend in the back seat of his car:
And if you’re going to spend your day today binge-watching horror movies, well, keep in mind that they really aren’t terribly original:
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