“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning with Boney N

Monday morning with Boney N

Well, yet again, that weekend zipped by WAY too damn fast, and yet again, we find ourselves confronted by the horrors of Monday. At least I was able to catch up on some much-needed R&R over the weekend, given Friday was literally back-to-back-to-back meetings for...
Monday morning apple on head

Monday morning apple on head

This day sure has a habit of sneaking up on us, eh? There I was on Friday night, enjoying the end of the week and the possibility of getting some actual proper rack-time over the weekend, and then, BAM! – it was all over. Now I am back at work doing…...
Monday morning with Crash Bandicoot

Monday morning with Crash Bandicoot

Oh FFS it’s Monday again. Like a bad rash, or a bad penny, it keeps showing up. The weekend zipped by far too quickly – not least because I spent quite a lot of it snuffling like a congested elephant, which in fairness is actually a pretty accurate...
Monday morning life after layoffs

Monday morning life after layoffs

Ah, Monday. Here we are again, with yet another day of the grind ahead of us, where we pretend to show up for jobs we don’t actually like, to make money to buy the stuff we need, for the people we DO like. That is where the Great Mondaydact Browser Smasher gets...
Monday morning cryptid chasing

Monday morning cryptid chasing

Oh here we go, yet again, back to Monday… And, it must be said, a rather gloomy one, where I am. At least the days are getting longer, ever so slowly, and eventually we WILL get back to summer. But, in the meantime, we still have to tolerate days where you go...
Monday morning Master Chief motivators

Monday morning Master Chief motivators

Boy, this Monday sure as hell crept up on us pretty damn fast. I swear, it was just yesterday that I was in a different city, walking around and enjoying the mountain views – mostly because it WAS yesterday. Though, to be fair, I did have to do a runner earlier...
Monday morning global climate cooling change warming

Monday morning global climate cooling change warming

There goes the weekend, and bloody hell did it ever zip by quickly. It wasn’t very long ago that I was enjoying a good glass of wine on Friday evening and relaxing, and then Saturday came and went in a blaze of Flood ‘n’ guts as I played HALO 3, and...
Monday morning SOOPER-SEEKRIT SKUNKWERKZ

Monday morning SOOPER-SEEKRIT SKUNKWERKZ

Ah, Monday, that great enemy of peace of mind and sound sleep – we meet again. For some of you, this is your second week back at work – for me, it is my first. And I have to say, the novelty wears VERY thin, very quickly. Especially when you have to wake...
Monday morning New Year’s asskickings

Monday morning New Year’s asskickings

Happy New Year, all you magnificent glorious beacons of masculinity! Peace and blessings to you and your families, and let us all look forward to a year of achievements and victories in 2024. This day is somewhat unusual, in the sense that we have the beginning of the...
Monday morning turkey curries

Monday morning turkey curries

Before anyway jumps on his high horse and points out the blindingly obvious, yes, of course today is Tuesday, and I am well aware of that fact. This one is deliberately late, and with good reason. Seeing as how yesterday was Christmas, it seems somehow unfitting to...