“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

When CHADrov speaks, the world listens

When CHADrov speaks, the world listens

A few days ago, #BasedTucker dropped a short video explaining that he was back in Moscow, along with his team, to conduct an interview with none other than the Foreign Minister of Russia, Sergei Lavrov. Needless to say, that generated TREMENDOUS interest: Why? Because...
Monday morning jester race

Monday morning jester race

Ugh, what’s that horrible view? Oh, right, it’s MONDAY, and good GRIEF, but it is truly disgusting. Where I am, in fact, it is just damp, rainy, and horribly, depressingly grey. And it is likely to stay that way for a good long while. Therefore, let us commence this...
Without lies, Izzlam dies

Without lies, Izzlam dies

Most of you are old enough to remember the 9/11 attacks. I certainly am, and remember exactly what happened on the Tuesday morning (well, evening, given where I was living at that time), when the planes flew into the Twin Towers. That one event completely altered my...
Friday T&A: Shopaholic Edition

Friday T&A: Shopaholic Edition

Well, assuming you survived National Overeating and Football Day – if you are American, that is – you are now no doubt trying to get through the gauntlet of endless sale offers that constitute the irritatingly American phenomenon of “Black...
Happy National Overeating Day

Happy National Overeating Day

As my Heathen Rebel Colonist friends know quite well, today is Thanksgiving in the United States of America, and that is definitely something worth celebrating and acknowledging. As I have noted many times, Thanksgiving was always my favourite American holiday while I...
Falling hazel nuts

Falling hazel nuts

The (non-radioactive) fallout from last week’s “Oreshnik” strike on the giant, sprawling Yuzhmash plant in Dniepropetrovsk is still working its way through the collective West’s rather constipated intellectual systems. In public, Western officials are saying all sorts...
Monday morning classic car crashes

Monday morning classic car crashes

Monday is here again to blight us all with unhappiness and misery as we contemplate yet another long and dreary working week. For my American readers, of course, it is not so bad, because they get to celebrate National Turkey and Food Coma Day – also known as...
The rods of God

The rods of God

Very early in the morning of Thursday, November 21, 2024, the skies above the Banderastani (for now) city of Dniepropetrovsk opened up for a few moments, and a hail of what looked like nothing less than Zeus’s own lightning bolts, slammed into the ground. They hit the...
Friday T&A: Hazel Grove Edition

Friday T&A: Hazel Grove Edition

The last 48 hours have seen the world move in ways that nobody expected at the beginning of the week. The Russians deployed a new weapon that they call “Oreshnik” (Орешник), which translates as “Hazel Grove”, and which is basically an...