“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

It’s not funny anymore, Ornj Boi

It’s not funny anymore, Ornj Boi

If you have been keeping up with the latest Trumper Tantrums on TROOF Social, then you will know that Drumpf seems to have gone completely off the rails of late. It is actually embarrassing to watch. All I can do when commenting on this, is to say that Angry Short...
Well that’s us told, then

Well that’s us told, then

At some point, even the President of the (Former) United States of America has to recognise the truth behind the saying, “when you are deep in a hole, the first thing to do is to stop digging”. Somebody had better tell the current occupant of the White House that sage...
Freedumb TACOs

Freedumb TACOs

Here we are, a week and change from the dramatic escalation that was America’s bombing of Iran’s nuclear facilities, and the best thing we can say about it, is that we are all still here. The downright insane decision taken by the God-Emperor to attack Iran did not,...
Didactic Mind, Ep 122: Donny Trumpo’s Wars

Didactic Mind, Ep 122: Donny Trumpo’s Wars

As we all know by now, the US, under President Trump’s leadership, attacked Iran’s nuclear enrichment facilities. This is not merely a bad decision – it is among the craziest, most risky, and most stupid decisions ever taken by any world leader. In...
Chained to a hurtling death machine

Chained to a hurtling death machine

Supposedly, it was Vladimir Ilyich Lenin who once said words to the effect that, “there are decades where nothing happens, and there are weeks where decades happen”. Quite apart from my revulsion for Communists in general – and Lenin in particular – this most likely...
Extra-crispy Turducken++

Extra-crispy Turducken++

The God-Emperor revealed yesterday that Boeing – yes, THAT Boeing, the one that cannot help but make a colossal mess out of literally everything it does nowadays – is going to be the producer of America’s future “sixth-generation” combat jet: As His Most Illustrious,...
Of nonsense and nuances

Of nonsense and nuances

Much ink has been spilled over the last few days in the wake of the meeting in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, between the Ukrainian and American delegations. After that long meeting on Monday – which apparently lasted something like eight hours – the two parties issued a joint...
The God-Emperor flays a man alive

The God-Emperor flays a man alive

As I said in my poast from last night, the major news lighting up the airwaves at the moment is the very public, extraordinarily brutal humiliation – and that is the correct term for it – of the Narcofuehrer of 404 – Country Not Found, by His Most Illustrious, Noble,...
Heir to the throne

Heir to the throne

God-Emperor 2.0 has certainly been a serious shift in tone, direction, and speed from the previous iteration. The sheer pace and force of the WINNING!!! has been dizzying, to say the least. The God-Emperor has moved against the Derp State with a level of...
They all knew it was fake

They all knew it was fake

Five years ago – five long, awful, TERRIBLE years ago, and somehow it seems like an even greater span than that – most of us who supported the God-Emperor watched, aghast, as what we considered to be a fake and illegitimate “President”, take his oath of office. This...