“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

“Jaw-jaw” vs “war-war”

“Jaw-jaw” vs “war-war”

The quote falsely attributed to Lord Winston Churchill goes something like, “jaw-jaw is better than war-war”. This is not quite what he actually said, which went something like, “Meeting jaw-to-jaw is better than war”. This is one of those odd instances where Winnie...
Of nonsense and nuances

Of nonsense and nuances

Much ink has been spilled over the last few days in the wake of the meeting in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, between the Ukrainian and American delegations. After that long meeting on Monday – which apparently lasted something like eight hours – the two parties issued a joint...
The Khreat Khokholite Kursk Kock-Up

The Khreat Khokholite Kursk Kock-Up

Two days ago, the Russian Ministry of Defence officially announced the full liberation (or recapture, if you prefer) of the town of Sudzha, in the Kursk region of Russia. The collapse of the Ukrainian defence forces in the region brought to a near-end what has to be...
The cold mathematics of war

The cold mathematics of war

Three years ago today, the Neo-Tsar ordered the Russian military across the border into Ukraine, and set off the train of events that led to the 404 War. That fateful day completely and irreversibly shattered the world order that existed up to that point. The Western...
A proctologist’s guide to Russophobia

A proctologist’s guide to Russophobia

My recent poast on the subject of peace talks between Russia and the FUSA garnered a lot of interest, thanks to linkage from Our Beloved and Dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Voxemort the Most Malevolent and Terrible, and the writers of Western Rifle Shooters...
The filthiest poast of all time

The filthiest poast of all time

Gentlemen, before you proceed, I must warn you to remove any children from the vicinity of your computer. Make sure you open this poast in a private browsing tab, so your wife or girlfriend cannot find out what you have been watching. Everything you see from now on is...
Peace is in sight

Peace is in sight

The past few days have seen a rate of change in American politics that has most observers reeling and reaching for the sick bags – not because these changes are bad, necessarily, though to the minds of the more liberal commentators, they surely are. Rather, it is...
They all knew it was fake

They all knew it was fake

Five years ago – five long, awful, TERRIBLE years ago, and somehow it seems like an even greater span than that – most of us who supported the God-Emperor watched, aghast, as what we considered to be a fake and illegitimate “President”, take his oath of office. This...
Winning, winning, and (mostly) MORE WINNING!!!

Winning, winning, and (mostly) MORE WINNING!!!

The first week of the blessed renewed reign of His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and...
Domain Query: Clown College degrees

Domain Query: Clown College degrees

Despite being stricken with what feels like (but isn’t… probably) bird flu, I finally managed to get around to addressing a rather interesting query from LRFotS Randale6, who wrote in to ask about the monumental illiteracy and idiocy of Clown World: Didact, looking...