“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

What’s the Australian equivalent of Amish?

I know this is old news, but I wanted to get it out of the way before considering more recent, interesting, and frankly funnier topics. A few days ago, a member of the Australian version of what Americans call the Amish, hailing from the distinctly Amish region...

Happy Christmas

And Mary said, “My soul magnifies the Lord, and my spirit rejoices in God my Savior,for he has looked on the humble estate of his servant. For behold, from now on all generations will call me blessed; for he who is mighty has done great things for me, and holy...

Damn those Amish…

Reports ofa pipe bomb explosion near Port Authority bus terminal in Manhattan, story is still developing: 8:48 AM: Bystander video shows large police and fire response outside Port Authority Bus Terminal in NYC. https://t.co/xMDyYdSRR2 pic.twitter.com/YmySPBctI1 — ABC...

The “no true Muslim” fallacy

The world’s most Dangerous Faggot deals with a “moderate Muslim”- who happens to be a rather shapely woman in a nice dress and quite impressive heels- in his typically mild, gentle, and unassuming fashion: That, fellow shitlords, is how it’s...

Domain Query: 72 Goats

Reader Black Poison Soul had this little gem to add to my last piece about how the Amish keep running around trying to blow shit up: That’s 72 goats, man. You’re absolutely right though. Just can’t trust those damn Amish. He is right about the...

It must have been those damn Amish again

There was a bit of a palaver across the Pond in old Blighty this morning when a rather cheeky fellow brought along a firecracker of some sort and placed it on a train in Parsons Green, causing a spot of bother for a number of commuters. For my American readers, I...

A lifetime of war

Sixteen years. That is how long it has been since the day that the world as we knew it ended. Sixteen long years since the day that the Twin Towers came crashing down in a horrible spectacle of smoke and fire and death. And yet it feels like it just happened...

Let us pray

Star of Bethlehem by Jon McNaughton Note: this is going to be one of those introspective posts that talks about faith and religion. For those not inclined to read such things, there are plenty of other posts here about beer and babes. Truth always reveals itself to...

Only a matter of time

At this point, the advent of what friend and fellow alt-Right shitlord Julian Langness rightly calls European civil war is a given. It’s simply a matter of when, not if: The 14-Century war between Islam and the West never stopped. It never went away. It simply...