“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

What’s the Australian equivalent of Amish?

by | Dec 27, 2017 | Uncategorized

I know this is old news, but I wanted to get it out of the way before considering more recent, interesting, and frankly funnier topics. A few days ago, a member of the Australian version of what Americans call the Amish, hailing from the distinctly Amish region...

Popp called it

by | Dec 24, 2017 | Uncategorized

When our friend Terrence Popp came up with the Coitus Consent Form, it was supposed to be a bit of dark humour poking fun at the campus rape culture hysteria that was (and still is) raging out of control. It was not, at the time at least, supposed to be taken too...

Damn those Amish…

by | Dec 11, 2017 | Uncategorized

Reports ofa pipe bomb explosion near Port Authority bus terminal in Manhattan, story is still developing: 8:48 AM: Bystander video shows large police and fire response outside Port Authority Bus Terminal in NYC. https://t.co/xMDyYdSRR2 pic.twitter.com/YmySPBctI1 — ABC...

Never go full social justice

by | Nov 23, 2017 | Uncategorized

I don’t watch Family Guy, at all. I find some of the clips from the show to be pretty amusing, but I never did much like Seth Macfarlane’s very snarky sense of humour. I didn’t realise it at the time- I must have first seen clips from the show...

Crapping where they eat

by | Oct 8, 2017 | Uncategorized

Apparently the writers over at the Daily Mail are shocked- shocked, I tell you!- at the fact that the NFL’s core audience is repulsed by the way that the league’s players have gone about protesting “social injustice”, or whatever cause du...

On your feet or on your knees

by | Sep 29, 2017 | Uncategorized

I do not watch sportzball. I do not care about the NFL, the NBA, the NHL, or any other mainstream American sport. About the closest that I get to caring about what happens in sports is when Roger Federer and maybe five other tennis players- all men, by the way- are...

The myth of matriarchy

by | Sep 28, 2017 | Uncategorized

Dr. Emmet Scott, whose works on the true origins of the Dark Ages and the long-obscured origins of the Islamic “faith” have had a profound impact on my understanding of the world, turned his critical eye toward the long-held feminist trope of matriarchal...

Ugly truths

by | Sep 22, 2017 | Uncategorized

There are a couple of books that I have been reading recently which serve to illustrate my long-held maxim that the truth can set you free- but damn can it hurt you in the process. Both of these titles were featured by friend and fellow shitlord Matt Forney, back...

Domain Query: 72 Goats

by | Sep 16, 2017 | Uncategorized

Reader Black Poison Soul had this little gem to add to my last piece about how the Amish keep running around trying to blow shit up: That’s 72 goats, man. You’re absolutely right though. Just can’t trust those damn Amish. He is right about the...

It must have been those damn Amish again

by | Sep 16, 2017 | Uncategorized

There was a bit of a palaver across the Pond in old Blighty this morning when a rather cheeky fellow brought along a firecracker of some sort and placed it on a train in Parsons Green, causing a spot of bother for a number of commuters. For my American readers, I...