“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Eye bleach needed by the bucket

A bunch of fat, ugly, fat, silly, fat, nasty, fat, entitled, and just plain fat feminists (but I repeat myself) decide to create a “feminist fight club” to, um, “smash the patriarchy” and find a way to deal with “muh...

Popp called it

When our friend Terrence Popp came up with the Coitus Consent Form, it was supposed to be a bit of dark humour poking fun at the campus rape culture hysteria that was (and still is) raging out of control. It was not, at the time at least, supposed to be taken too...

The monsters in the closet

Greetings from sunny Dubai!!! Where the dunes are sandy, the airport is full of all sorts of useless overpriced shit, and the women are… well, y’know. And that is about all of the chirpy cheeriness that I can summon for now- partly because I got off a...

The Supreme Dark Lord’s Guide to Trench Warfare

It has certainly been quite a good few years for His Voxness. As our Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) noted recently, he has been right in the middle of some of the fiercest battles of our ongoing war to reclaim Western culture. Starting with Sad Puppies, and then Rabid...

Social Justice: Not even once

Excuse me while I laugh my ass off at this wonderful bit of news: Cracked has given the pink slip to most of its main contributors and senior editorial staff after a tumultuous run following its embrace of social justice politics. If you grew up on the Internet, then...

Eight Buck Cuck

Former pick-up artist- well, I assume he’s a former PUA now that he’s married – Richard La Ruina recently appeared on Piers Morgan’s morning show in the UK and said a few things about British women that caused quite a bit of ass-pain for both...

Your daily dose of Millennial-bashing

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The Blue-Eyed Djinn is back

And he’s brought along a whole heapin’ helpin’ of whoop-ass to deal with the Millennial generation: Dear Millennial: “You’re in a heap o’ trouble, boy.” Or girl. What follows are the reasons – or at least the big ones – why you’re so thoroughly...

Burn Hollyweird to the ground

In the wake of the veritable flood of rape and sexual harassment claims that have washed out of the entertainment and political industrial complexes, let me state one thing from the outset: I never wanted to write this post. Nothing about the subject matter here...

Never go full social justice

I don’t watch Family Guy, at all. I find some of the clips from the show to be pretty amusing, but I never did much like Seth Macfarlane’s very snarky sense of humour. I didn’t realise it at the time- I must have first seen clips from the show...